Me showing up to get my headshots taken wearing yoga clothes and a blazer. 💀

Amazon selling cars now?

Red Lobster

I’m here to bring calmness and laughter to everyone’s lives.

I’m at the point in my life where I’m about to stop going to medical facilities that require patients to pay for parking.

I saw a Waymo van in the wild today. I’m scared for humanity.

I’m 30+ years old. I do not enjoy being in loud, hot, or crowded environments.

I’ve been on Instagram down-voting all the dumb ass comments. People are truly idiotic. Bring back common sense!

a bald man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and talking to someone . ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a black jacket and talking to someone .

My design partner just taught me how to use illustrator for times I need urgent campaign assets. I’m officially a full-stack marketer. Stock going up.

Feeling overly thankful today.

I’m going to make them look at your record collection and they better say something nice.

Thank you! 😭

Omg. I have less than 6 months left. 😩

The chaos in a Chick Fil A parking lot when everyone’s trying to order breakfast by 10:30am..:

My credit card bill was so high this month, I gotta sit down for the rest of the year. Do not invite me to do anything other than going for a walk.

As soon as I open my notes and start documenting my thoughts on a person or situation just know we have a problem.

Apple Music has the worst shuffle of all time.

Imagine all of the problems that could be solved with clear and respectful communication.

Me to ChatGPT: Hi Chat.

ChatGPT to me: Hi love.

💀

What pre-workout are yall using? I’m starting to feel like I need a little bit of crack to keep going. Lol

Almost equivalent to receiving cosmetic surgery then selling fitness routines. Lol

Long story short, delta airlines is stressing me out today.

I think it’s deceiving when celebrities/influencers receive dermatological and cosmetic treatment for years then launch a skincare business.

The fastest way to tick me off is to give me an automated robot when I call to speak to a human being. Ai is not the solution to everything. I’m tired of having to repeat my question 5x and scream “customer service representative!”

I could never turn my back on Waffle House.

I’m selling 1 ticket to Beyoncé Cowboy Carter Tour in Atlanta for $500. Section 123, Row 19. 🤠

It was just snowing in Atlanta last week and my neighbors were laying out at the pool today. #climatecrisis

I’d vote for the Black lady in Pakistan for president of the US before I ever vote for our current administration. Lol

I wonder how all the “I’m not voting for the lesser of two evils” people feel now.

Ima be so salty if I lost my Elisa Johnson glasses after the day I had yesterday. Please let them pop up!