Other movie takes to purge

ONE BATTLE: I liked this movie better when it was Children of Men. Rolling hills car chase is the best sequence in the history of cinema.

SINNERS: Loved the on-screen representation (Irish wampyr lore)

FRANKENSTEIN: thought the monster was Peeta Mellark the whole time

This necessarily made for a less gripping/thrilling story, and the uncharitable take is that Gilligan is just trying to show off and produce a great TV show with the difficulty turned up to 11. But I still admire it because there is truly nothing else like it and I have no idea where it goes next

Something I admire about PLURIBUS is how it constantly undermined itself

What’s this signal?! > Explain it immediately

Alien takeover! > They are friendly

There are other survivors?! > Meet them immediately and they all suck

The aliens eat PEOPLE! > who have already died for unrelated reasons

Breaking: Macdonald’s bringing back the Macfleury idk

Mina

Although I guess it shortened that offseason from 8 months to 7 months so it kind of does help.

Hey I cheered myself up

I hate the NFL offseason so gd much. Winning the Super Bowl does absolutely nothing to help with the 7 months of darkness

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Like the Super Bowl prediction market for the color of the Gatorade dump, and NBC shows them stirring a big cooler of yellow Gatorade 5 minutes before the game ends

The whine of the camera drones in all of this Olympics coverage is making me feel insane

Why no details about the hog

Thanks! It rules

Emailing this image to myself 12 months ago as a prank

It had all the drama and atmosphere of a week 9 intraconference 10am game on CBS, but:

- won in 49ers house
- humiliated Boston team
- back to .500 in Super Bowl
- halftime show infuriated MAGA
- Kenneth Walker / RB fans vindicated
- my daughter notches a SB win in her first 10 months of life

I wonder if he has been formally diagnosed yet

DJ Khaled holding a big bottle of champagne in a swimming pool, canonically signifying a Seahawks victory

If it’s not yellow someone at NBC is a Polymarket sharp

Okay how do I quickly make millions of dollars guessing the Gatorade color, I think I have insider info

Wasn’t expecting the offense to semi-embarrass themselves like this, but this is otherwise the expected result. The Seahawks have been visibly and obviously the best team in football for months. It would have been very surprising for them to not win the Super Bowl.

Everyone who has ever watched a Seahawks game saw that coming after the weird break in the action

At least this takes the sting out of Kubiak leaving

Yuck

Oh no I have to continue watching a Seahawks game now

Every culture is cooler than mine

Will give Darnold credit for escaping a lot of sticky situations in the first half but the quality of every non-checkdown throw is looking a lot like the midseason offensive slump

3 minute offense might be just what the Seahawks need against this pass rush

Shading the only offensive player on either team who decided to get off the bus today. Fair enough!

6/17 sweet jesus

The pocket is hell, can we make the pocket not hell

Rylie Mills greatest sack in Super Bowl history question mark