kicks the dirt. luckyyyyyy, i'm jealous that i'm not cool enough to be blocked (COMEDIC)

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

when people joke about the site crashing because of ai or vibecoding or whatever, it's very funny that the smug tech-brains not only get very upset but also are like errrrrm excuse me it wasn't ai we're just bad at it

this is a real person btw

APRIL 21ST-22ND: NEGATIVE SPACE

this shit was so bleak. i read the whole thing in about three hours completely locked the fuck in. utterly miserable. captures How It Feels in a way not quite like anything else i've ever seen. i still feel a bit like i'm going to throw up. this is a compliment.

click the link for a hilarious message btw

You might be able to understand something about society if you track velma porn vs daphne porn over time

I actually like when my websites crash and go down. It reminds me of Something Awful because that IDIOT Lowtax knew nothing about forum maintenance so he hired radium and paid him to work full time on backend stuff for SA and radium scammed him by doing LITERALLY NOTHING for years

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

simultaneously slept like shit AND had a stress dream about bombing my exams which has put me in a position of waking up the most anxious i have in years which is uhhhh. Fascinating. perhaps environmental factors are factoring

Perils in the Pit 🍄 (Human Goombella & Paper Mario)

Some OTD fanart I'm kinda ehhhhh on, could be better but if I put too much time in to a non-porn post I'll be killed on the spot by angry, horny gods (my subscribers (they wouldn't actually do that they're chill))

A tortoiseshell cat lays on her side posed with a microphone and many twisted cords. She has a very sweet but slightly mischievous expression.

5x7 portrait of an awesome rockstar kitty!!!

three beautiful bears look in your direction, what do you do?! ✨
[lovely art by @rixeramis.bsky.social!]

FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES OUT HERE

hook me up to a deep fryer the way i'm producing oils ?

we're hitting the point in the hrt journey where i gotta start putting a little more effort into the skincare

a chubby femme anthropomorphic sheep wearing square glasses and an apron that says "i hope my huge knockers don't get in the way of grilling"

throwback to my sheep fursona (art by @ghirga.bsky.social)

New yuri oneshot about a butch butcher who has a side gig disposing of corpses. Ohhh my god
dynasty-scans.com/chapters/if_...

nothing makes a guy think he should finally knuckle down and finish that fursona like having exams he should probably be preparing for

Kevin (by @jlumalee.bsky.social) smiling and looking at a tiny version of his boyfriend Michi in a cupid fit. In the top right it reads Happy bday Kevin! 4/20

It's Kevin's (by @jlumalee.bsky.social) birthday today!!! Time to give the birthday boy the best celebration ever with his boyfriend Michi by his side!

#Art #ArtSky #OC #OCSky

Tomodachi life real

Battler: “NO! NO!!! This CAN'T be true!! I’ll NEVER believe in witches!!”

Beatrice: “KEE HEE HEE! Foolish Ushiromiya Battleeeer!! How else could such wicked magic come to be!!”

Ronove:

i'll have to figure out how to break this news to him

fellas is it gay to have matching eyes with ur missing bestie who wound up in a cult