I mean, it’s fitting for the subject matter.

A photo of a copy of Ulysses by James Joyce, translated into Portuguese

I cannot think of a more daunting book to translate into Portuguese (or any other language, for that matter).

I am so honored that my dildo revolution jokes have been an inspiration. These are so cool!

We’re playing a lot of Pokémon Go. And yes, I have Seven Pillars of Wisdom with me on Kindle.

A woman with very short hair and a man with pink glasses, making goofy faces at the camera while in an anonymous airport seating area.

When you are headed someplace fabulous, but first you have to spend six hours at Newark Liberty Airport.

A partial screen shot of an Amazon filter for seller names, and one of the names is so long that it can’t fit on the screen: “guangzhoubingjiashangmaoyouxiang‹—“

These Amazon seller names are getting out of hand.

What the fucking fuck. They better give you a sweet fucking exit package.

[looks at calendar] Oh shit, they’re resurrecting Jesus, aren’t they?

Soon, The Singularity will happen, when all snack chips merge to create one true snack chip, which will likely just be a potato-flavored salt lick.

I feel like, regardless of who has the actual best-designed flag, nobody’s going to get in Minnesota’s way for anything until at least 2027.

(But we do have the best flag, though.)

I won't tell if you vote for both of them.

Oh, the final four are all strong contenders!

Oh no, I'd keep it jank as fuck. That patina is earned.

(I would sanitize it, though.)

Minnesotans, time to be Minnesotans: like the attached post to vote for our flag as the best flag.

The only thing saving me from trying to buy the elephant head is the fact that I'll be in Portugal during the pickup window.

And maybe the grandfather clock.

Not gonna lie, I want that neon sign that just says ANGRY.

OMG YES

Image of a Pokémon Go avatar with a Naclstack (short, brown, blocky Pokémon). The human avatar’s clothes have been replaced with flat black.

Anish Kapoor is gonna sue me.

Hey, all you fine trans folks out there:

I see you.

I love you.

The Supreme Court can fuck right off (except for Jackson).

I am posting this in hopes that I’ll find the center of the elusive Pokémon / Lovecraft Venn diagram.

A close up of a Pokémon Go screen shot, showing the user avatar’s face above a score meter and user name. The avatar’s face and hat have turned completely flat black, and the hair has turned flat grey.

Pokémon Go is glitching today and has turned my avatar into Nyarlathotep.

But it's still hilarious that Shapiro thinks the kids will be using checks in any form.

One reason to teach cursive that I don't see mentioned in the comments: they'd be able to read family documents and the handwriting of older family members.

I'm waiting for the day when I'll be considered an invaluable resource to historical societies because I can read old handwriting.

I cannot describe the pang of nostalgia I had just from reading about that memory.

“It was uphill, both ways,” except replace “uphill” with “Shinders”.

(In case you think I’m joking about this scenario, my own mother was present when I slapped my hand down on a vintage hand-carved bar at a cocktail joint and declared THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION UNDER CAPITALISM to everyone within earshot.)

Hah, I added a second post about exactly this before I read your comment.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE BEEN DOING

And then they hear whispering from the wind: “and let me tell you about block eeeeee”