Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

To me “wasting time at the airport” is reading or listening to podcasts and missing a flight fucks up travel plans. I’ve never missed a flight and never want to

you cant tax some foreign trust's portfolio of uninhabited $20M investment condos just because you got elected as mayor and "feel like it", ok? that's not how it works. thats not how any of this works.

for sale: data center, never used

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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Columbia suspended, expelled, and retroactively revoked degrees in proceedings that were so arbitrary and capricious they were overturned by a NY state judge. Literally the only evidence Columbia submitted came from sealed records of dismissed arrests—records that Columbia shouldn't have even had.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

I just really can’t get over Robert Mitchum in this. The man is a fucking demon, no human soul behind those eyes. Pure sweet unctuous menace. He gets shot and starts shrieking and bouncing around the set like Daffy Duck from Hell. I didn’t know you could get a performance like this in a film so old.

Cadbury crème egg bar that says all goo, no egg

ALL GOO, NO EGG

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THEY EAT TRASH; THEIR ANIMALS WHO WOULD EAT BOOTS. they do NOT EAT HEALTHY

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thinking about one of the top 5 videos on youtube ever. do that thang www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd...

@espn.com @espnpr.bsky.social Brandon Ingram's been announced as out for three hours and he's still day-to-day and not IR-eligible in your fantasy client.

It's TWO VAST AND TRUNKLESS LEGS OF STONE Tuesday!

Bolsonaro crudely photoshopped into the hospital bed in Deltarune

yeah, I can see why localizing Deltarune would take a lot of work

“What’s the matter pumpboy, afraid you might feel some pain?” — Hobgoblin Ale (real quote)

cannot put into words how much any sort of mandatory military or government service is a non-starter. i saw our ex-punter suggesting 18 months with USAID instead of the military and nope, not doing that either. not conceding a fucking inch to these people on this shit.

The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB

Dildo Aaron

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

Hear me out: The Iranian Rial might actually be the most undervalued commodity on earth Discussion 1 million rials costs $1.10 Your toilet paper equivalent cost drops to: ~$2.20 per roll And if hyperinflation continues? 1 million rials could cost $0.50 Now you're effectively buying toilet paper at: $1 per roll or less. You’ve essentially created a reverse inflation hedge where your bathroom supplies get cheaper every year. The true asymmetric payoff This is where the real DD comes in. Possible outcomes: Scenario 1 – Rial keeps collapsing

Blaring depression indicator: They're doing Iraqi Dinar 2.0 on the meme stonk subreddit.

Victory for Afroman over the sheriff's deputies in Adams County, Ohio, who sued him for defamation and invasion of privacy through false light. "In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the de... TikTok video by Meghann Cuniff

afroman just won his case btw lol

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Hey There Delilah

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

One $16k NEH grant at a research library can change the life of a scholar forever while adding to our shared knowledge of history and culture. These depositions will drive me mad

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Oops! Looks like "Chicago Progressive Partnership" (the supposedly separate super PAC running this attack ad) just outed themselves and confirmed the speculation that it's the same group (AIPAC) behind the pro-Fine/anti-Biss super PAC "Elect Chicago Women" aka: ECW

"ECW: You are now opted-out..."

a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man." in blue and red on white

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image
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[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife