hawking a line of branded Mountain Goats smart glasses. no matter where you look things look a little bleaker and also the wearer cannot remove the glasses once worn. I’m disrupting this sector
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)
You probably think you can't hate Target more than you already do but ....
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE TAGGING ME IN ON THE VATICAN / PENTAGON BEEF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
Some of those might be worth money 👀
Anyone who was a kid in the '80s has residual trauma from all of the nuclear nightmares they instilled in us, and today is triggering the ever-livin' fuck out of me.
oh my god oh my god oh my god
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be the corgi you want to see in the world
y'all.
I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.
highway 401 in Ontario, a huge and congested hellscape that's like 18 lanes wide at points
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But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?
To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.
I do not use art as therapy! I use it to make myself significantly worse
A hooded fancy rat sleeping on my arm
Happy World Rat Day!
Remember: Rats are wingless angels—even the ones on the subway or in the basement.
Here is Bernie having a nap.
Picture of Earth taken by the Artemis II mission
Ich see trees of grene
Redde roses too
Ich see them bloome
For me and you
And Ich thynke to myselfe
What a wondirful worlde
Ich see welkin blue
And cloudes of whyte
The brighte blessid daye
The darke sacred nighte
And Ich thynke to myselfe
What a wondirful worlde
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That's home. That's us.
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.
Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.
Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)
Todd Blanche has the experience Donald Trump was looking for. After bribing Ghislaine Maxwell with cushy new country club incarceration to keep quiet about Donald, Blanche has already shown both the willingness and ability to cover-up the crimes of pedophiles.
Play through to the end. Worth it! 😂
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protesting in this outfit is a real “heads I win, tails you lose” moment when it comes to the optics
#nokings protest in *checks location, looks around* Porto
Trump has potentially ended free maritime trade, a literally world-changing development that, if it lasts, may do more damage than anything else he has done so far
What a phenomenally, historically evil and incompetent failure
The Republican Party is a party of failure, defeat, and idiocy
Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music
Several dozen folks did
Some even dubbed music over the original clip.
I haven't been able to get this out of my head.
So I give you
A Bluesky exclusive:
Reservoir Ducks
🐣 🪶
My dogs flew from the US to Portugal with us yesterday, and they are loving the sunshine!
hello
what did i miss
tell me every thing
housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s
Photo of a black pillow in a black chair. Two slightly angry looking cat eyes stare out from the pillow’s lower half
the vengeful pillow
by Edward Gorey
