It’s raining tacos. Out of the sky. Open your eyes and close your eyes. It’s raining tacos. 😮‍💨

Karaoke is somatic therapy

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I’m an idiot 😭

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Ordered 4 lemons and 4 limes from Whole Foods. You know what I got? 4 lemons and 4 BAGS OF LIMES. I have 18 limes.

I am determined to have fun today.

Eva found the prom dress of her dreams and it’s $3500. We’re going to try it on tomorrow. Will I buy it? Probably. 🫠

I get to see my crush tomorrow. (I think I’m plagued with limerence but I actually do like this one). 😅

Ok sink is fixed. Because the sink was broken for 2 hours I ate 6 dates and a handful of tortilla chips for dinner. I’ll try again tomorrow.

Just a single girl living with her daughter about to let some strange plumber man fix her fucking sink after 9pm. Cool.

There are no thumbtacklers who can help me with my broken sink. Cool.

My sink just fucking fell apart. What the fuck.

Nine years in Baltimore. Now it's our turn to share the story.
Premiere of "The Beat Goes On" documentary. Saturday, April 18.
📍 Peabody Heights Brewery. Doors at 6 PM.
💬 Q&A + Social Hour to follow.
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Highly recommend going to closing night for MDFF and doing closing night karaoke. I went last year and it was so fun 🥹

i’ll slap the taste out your mouth if i hear you referring to AAVE as “brainrot”

Why do yall go to businesses and act like you’re in your own home??? Taking your shoes, putting your feet on furniture?? What’s wrong with yall??

Yall think I can take a quick nap and get to an in person meeting at 12:30 on time? 😅

I had the most stressful morning but u submitted my very first RFP today 🙏🏽

I didn’t renew my birdland membership for this season (I had a 29 game membership the past two seasons) and I really need to see some baseball soon

I’m overwhelmed 😅

Sweet voice Kevin called to check on me and make sure I got my internet setup. 5 stars.

I wonder if the people who put out RFPs have ever had to submit one

I’m hungry 😔

I really be in my room cracking up at these tik tok videos 😞

I’m not falling for this weird ass age gap propaganda but I am invested in this show and will watch till the end even though I am extremely uncomfortable 🫠

Never mind, Kimmy’s is open!

I would really love it if somebody dropped off an Easter plate for me. Potato salad, fish (preferably whiting but I’ll take catfish), deviled eggs, and some greens. Maybe a pasta salad if it’s good.

Ended up meeting up with friends at Avenue Kitchen. We’re sitting outside and all of a sudden I hear really loud music, I look over and it’s my kid driving by with all her windows rolled down blasting the smiths. She was going to ekiben 💀

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