unfortunately i worked for a place named after it, and sold it. i tried one once. bitter and awful (just like me). i hated it.

why

you have options. would you like to know more about our all new Total Gender Replacement?

banger of a list tbh

used to be legal to shoot nazis in the usa. just gun em down in the town square at high noon. you'd get a parade and a day named after you. the fuck happened to us?

didn't make sense not to skeet for fun, your brain gets dumb but your head gets some

slappin da bass, as it were

personally i think open air drug dealing is bad. you should package that shit, not just leave it uncovered and exposed to the elements. not tryna let my drugs fly away in a light breeze.

a handy guide to understanding the different bluesky feeds:

1) following - almost entirely mutuals replying to people i don't follow

2) discover - almost entirely mutuals replying to people i don't follow

3) popular with friends - almost entirely mutuals replying to people i don't follow

these are the sort of history lessons zoomers have been missing in school

been rereading the nights watch series for about the 15th time, currently rereading where nobby was given an earldom and he deals with it with tons of alcohol and telling dirty jokes at a fancy dinner

some of the funniest stuff i've ever read

sexualizing your 8 year old niece so she can start pumping out babies as soon as possible

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=touch+grass

a social media platform owned by rich people is the perfect place to stir the revolution, keep it up!

like you're about to get bayonetted by a first name + numbers account

"hold the line"
what do you think this is, the battle of waterloo?

article that says “statement Oppenheimer hat sparks demand for copycat fedoras”

guy in ITYSL with fedora with safari flaps on from “brian’s hat” sketch

dancing guy with fedora with bear behind him in ITYSL

guy driving in ITYSL wearing a fedora and pretending to smoke a pipe

@ityslmemes.com

i'm in several private group chats and i feel like a total asshole because i put so much out there, relentlessly. i need a ranting into the void outlet, something that unconditionally sucks all of my insanity into a place that i can totally ignore.

i dont want to be here. i NEED to be here

the fuck we do. having a combined 200,000 post discourse over the most asinine stuff imaginable is not a fun thing to do every day. it seeps into your bones, robbing you of true joy

clearly there needs to be a mandate that shitposters have to earn a doctorate in fucking social anthropology before being allowed to post

thats much more of my style of activities anyways

went ahead and added bluesky to my hotlinks toolbar

wow this is a great account. very interesting account for big fans of Dune. i don't know who runs it but they are clearly some inventive and insightful people. just real top-tier posters.