men are not oppressed but the HR lady really seems to think I cannot keep my pothos alive due to my gender

she can kill me

You really can just ignore them it's beautiful

I fear this would work on me

I ignored my medical debt for 18 months and the debt collector is starting to send messages like 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 hey what if we gave you 50% off your debt 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 then would you pay 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 and it's like no idiots call me when I can venmo you like $20

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Does anybody know if the new D&D 5e book has AI art? It'd be neat to have the new print but Hasbro is Hasbro

Ecosystem so new idk if I should tell people to kill themselves or if that would be like giving neanderthals a javelin missile

Is this guy on a blocklist somewhere I'd love to never see him again

Girlfriend is asleep. Who am I supposed to tell that this FromSoft boss is Too Hard

dude at Fry's said "you look like yung gravy" homie huh

Give them commission rj they are an essential worker

Ok this is cool

didn't care that much about the block change but a lot of my favorite posters are moving here so I opened the app back up to discover wait this place actually bangs

my nanobots didn't deploy with the nationwide alert system and I'm upset

i have this incredible aversion to receiving casual unsolicited food, i think it's the most inhuman thing about me. but i get the ick so bad when an acquaintance gives me food i didn't ask for. i know. what privilege. what hubris. but do not fucking give me that i don't want it. im sorry

nerd at work talking that "if min wage goes up then everything goes up" bullshit; if i am silent i am damned but if i speak up i am doomed

We've all been there

This skeet is largely incomprehensible, also why were you talking to your mailman other than to fuck him

You're saying he milked you with his ass sloppy style? 🤔

I like my job bc I can take lunch twice and nobody cares

Yeah uh pardon

How the hell am I supposed to lie like I know what I’m doing when the only thing pulled up on my monitor is “deer gets hit by bus goes FLYING [super slow motion at the end]”

Twitter having a normal one

When I was a kid I discovered that if you ram your knuckles into your eyes hard enough you see colors and shapes so I'd do that really hard and pretend the blurs and shapes were a puppy because my parents kept saying no to getting a puppy

There's an item the DM gives the players in The Adventure Zone that does this, I can't remember what it's called but they use it during a race to trade places with the winning racer at the last second

Hey so lemon in water is just gross, let's stop kidding ourselves

We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.