I try to ignore this shit usually but godfuckingdamn this administration is full of crusty doorknobs

A different way of calculating percentages get the fuck out of here forever

Pusheen is in a field surrounded by flowers and butterflies.

Happy Earth Day! 🌱

For a short period, my insurance was covering regular massage therapy, and that was actually helping more than any pain meds I had tried. Then they stopped and I've been in hell ever since.

Super cool how insurance just doesn't care what works for you.

Awww yay! Is your kiddo into Mando and Grogu? I'm dragging my family on opening day to see it. 😅

Bryan Danielson on commentary wearing a headset and yelling big style with his hands up like he might choke someone

One month until my and Bryan Danielson's birthday, the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, and the debut of Josh Johnson's first HBO comedy special

I still have all my screenshots of him with the Coach Steve from Big Mouth quotes, that's the only fun I had with him 😭😂

Thank you. I try my best.

A nine picture grid of the seven cities of Hampton Roads (plus Williamsburg and Franklin); all but one of the cities are shaded orange since they voted yes to the constitutional amendment. The lone purple city that voted no is Virginia Beach. Each city has a word written over it: Top row: Suffolk - Thank, Portsmouth - You, Hampton - For Middle Row: Chesapeake - repping, Virginia Beach - NOT YOU, Franklin - Hampton Bottom row: Norfolk - Roads, Newport News - proudly, Williamsburg - tonight (Thank you for repping Hampton Roads proudly tonight - except Virginia Beach of course)

I just spent way too much time making this 😅 #YesVirginia #VApol #Virginia

Screenshot of vpap.org showing election results for the Virginia Constitutional amendment in Newport News - yes, approve the amendment is orange and got 32,356 (64.66%) and no, reject amendment is purple and got 17,683 (35.44%) so the majority of the map is orange with 11 small precincts purple

Hell yeah my city did their part #Virginia #VA #Yes

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

Has April felt long as fuck to anyone else? Maybe it's because of all the bad news I've gotten or being stuck at home a lot, but this month has been dragging.

Man, I'm not gonna start watching again, but I'm glad to know Finn's back in his wrasslin panties. 👁️🫦👁️

“If your first instinct is to defend him instead of honor her, then you are part of the problem.” — Rodney Peter

Watching Last Week Tonight and good lord the Polymarket CEO is such a fucking chud 😭

So now we wait and see. I hope I'm able to visit him one more time. He's such a special man and a wonderful grandfather. I am glad my mom is able to go see him on her own next week. It will be the first time she has traveled alone since 1980. But I think it will be a healing experience for her. 💜

He said the letter I wrote him meant everything to him, and he is going to reseal it and put it in the pocket of the shirt he wants to be cremated in, which almost made me cry. I'm glad he was able to receive those words and know how much he means to me. Not everyone gets a chance to do that...

I had a really good phone call with my grandfather today. He said right now he's feeling good and tomorrow he will get biopsy results that should give a more accurate prognosis. He said that he hopes he will have enough time for me to come out and see him once more...

An old friend burned this to a dvd for me, but I have since lost it which makes me so sad because this was an absolutely brilliant and perfect Rifftrax.

I remember when I finally convinced my mom to get me a Jansport and she was like okay but I'm not buying you another backpack the rest of high school, and I said fine. 😅

I think I got it my sophomore year and it lasted until I graduated.

Boooooo we need air guitar!

I do not blame Zendaya at all for breezing through that premiere liiike they should have just left it at two, especially after Angus Cloud died

Yeah I keep saying I'm gonna see it through to the end but this shit is awful

Boots on the Groundhog Day

Ohhhhhh. 😳

The guy wearing the Surge-style Wrestling is Gay shirt made me long for the Surge Slurpees of my youth and learned Spouse never got to have one and that made me so sad for them #AEWCollision

Photo of Pedro Pascal wearing a dark grey blazer and loosely tied necktie, paired with short blue denim jorts. He is holding some cream coloured roses in one hand and the other is over his crotch where he has suggestively tucked his index finger into his fly. You’re welcome.

I might be misreading things but it feels like the timeline could use a picture of Pedro Pascal in little shorty jorts

Data centers are polluting the lands they're on to power companies that are hemorrhaging more money than they're bringing in, but keep telling me how the tech bros are the most innovative geniuses of our time instead of admitting they're rich morons with unearned confidence.

Kyle O'Reilly looking like he's about to get on the bus for the first day of school with his brand new Jansport backpack. 🥰 #AEWCollision

Omg the guy in the front row who scrunched up his nose and shook his head after The Dogs' promo had us HOLLERING. Thanks, guy. #AEWCollision

I love when I have a question and someone on commentary IMMEDIATELY answers it. 😂 #AEWCollision