FFS dude, I wanted to watch that.

We need him to go to Barca so they can't buy Alvarez

Their current captain optimises them

The summer CF market was massively overpriced and pretty risky, bar Isak.... 🤷
We swung & we missed. Let's hope he wants to go to re-establish himself somewhere and we can move on

Would love to know the alternative world where he's a bench option to support Kai, but he's really not good enough to be relied on.

Wish we'd convinced Nwaneri play RWF one more season

At least Calafiori will have the summer off and a full preseason.

From a Brazilian friend: "What's a fart when you've already shit yourself"
Now used as often as possible

Alvarez looked brilliant last night. Very Jesus at City, with a bit of 2022 MØ in there.
I'm convinced Rodgers could be converted to be a CF, while also being really useful LWF.

Hope we never buy a prime age player from Primeira Liga again.

Alvarez, Rodgers, any multi-positional forwards with a first touch and a shot.

Coming back for a year out takes time. If we have WFs who can score he's not the issue imo

We've played most of our season with 2nd choice in 3/4 of our attack, & most people think we need to upgrade in the one position we've not.

Roots of the current crisis:

Iran, 1953.

CIA fomented a coup against Mohammed Mossadegh, the legitimately elected President.

Mossadegh’s “crime”?

Nationalizing the foreign owned oil companies that were pumping Iranian oil.

If you know no history, everything is a mystery.

Just need Martinelli to get the winner off the bench to restore order to the world

My go to's if I'm ill:
Enemy of the State

Nearly?

bsky.app/profile/jose...

Mosq Saliba Gabi
Noni Zubi Rice Hinc'é
MØ Eze
Kai

Would be pretty amusing for a minute

Yeah but if he can be sold for a profit then his signing was an unmitigated success

He'll miss his penalty just to prove my point

Really. Please.

I think the problem is, there's too many owners who want to sell to nation states.

Alvarez is the perfect Jesus* replacement

*Jesus at City**

**Which he was

Alvarez is looking so good at the moment

They should be ahead though. Just missed a sitter

Quality strike! Been a good match

Yeah. Arsenal, you should buy this guy

Ponzi schemes do fail. Eventually

Can't work out where the cliff was:
Was it being "the real winners" against Chelsea or celebrating the loss to City?

If they don't make CL they're surly fucked....right??