Strong evidence that baseball players evolved into truckers

Damn, automakers are going to be PISSED

On 4/20 for extra style points

I voted last election and I am 100% not voting Democrat this time. I'm not uninspired. I am DONE.

FYI I'm following for this post and not your epic job search

Dress for the job you want not the job you have

The late night taco bar from Alibi

It's official, this is Who We Are!

I actually blame this one on Obama

Edward Snowden / Edward Scissorhands bit

Me, diving in slow motion like a secret service agent, so that my shadow covers his head's shadow.

Dude's humor has been 100% political since the get go. Just needs to own it and do the work. Anything else kills the idea he's just telling it like it is.

Guy wading into religious waters was not expecting a higher authority

big DelGaudio "In And Of Itself" follow-up

Entropy dictates all memes will devolve into this

Khan academy? I know a guy who tutors HS kids at this if you're looking to pay.

Chauncey does not get a ring. Splitter gets two.

Clavicular walking out of interviews as fast as Morrissey cancelling shows

Here's your tea, sir

For one, look how quick he was to rehab the Black Sox

On top of previous demands Iran now asking for a McDonalds shake

They have a lot of costs and corruption to do between now and the midterms.

Malignant. If we don't cut this out we'll die.

Just saying "that'll never happen"over and over until I'm right once

Feeling a strong call from nature to ride a bmx around the neighborhood with my friends and make jumps out of spare lumber.

Ladies & gentlemen, The Democrats!

There is no reason Trump can't face consequences. Expand the court and put his ass on trial. Stop reinforcing the idea it's hard/impossible and get busy doing it.

Hey us kind-of-dumb-guys resent this elitism

Right now? These are all manifestations of who we are; of decades of arguing with the mirror. See also lack of a coherent opposition party.

Gonna look like a Shar Pei