▷ sorry for all the people about to be bombarded with follows, i'm coming back after an incredibly long break from RP and i'm not sure what the scene is like here when it was crickets all the other times i popped in, i'm just gonna be rifling through a bunch of peoples' followings
* Seems like it's still quiet here...
* I don't wanna have to end up in that dinky jail cell again
* Also I'm pretty sure my sister is going with someone to the festival...
* I don't know who, but if that someone breaks my sister's heart, I'll break their kneecaps.
* Word to the wise and all that...
* Uh-huh? You gonna be all rested up for the festival then?
* Me and Ellie are going all out for it, so you'd better be there.
* I'll be the jams, obviously.
* I don't know if... Azzy and his weird friend will be there... so I guess maybe Blood Crushers is gonna be one person for the day!
* My song!!!!!!!!!!11
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* But, I guess that's good?
* ... Erm, not the getting beat up part, the 'adoptive son who takes care of you' part.
* He sounds like my best friend Azzy, heh.
* Always trying to keep me out of trouble, taking care of myself...
▷ Dess trails off. It's awkward to think about him these days.
* Jeez. I doubt you're even kidding.
* Then again, back when we were still strangers you were asking me to beat you up half the time.
* I wouldn't be surprised if you riled them up on purpose...
▷ Her internalization of Thorn is quite dire, like a stress toy that enjoys being brutally squeezed.
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* ... Ah, okay.
▷ Not much of a conversationalist, were they? Noelle was right, they were acting a little weird. But she'd heard about Asgore and Toriel, maybe they were just... depressed. Not that she could understand, her parents weren't like the Dreemurrs.
* ... what you been up to, Krismas?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85WD...
* Um... did you lose it somewhere?
* I was wondering why you stopped wearing it.
[SPOILER FOR CH 4]
▷ i just remembered susie bleeds real blood at the end of chapter 4... what da fuq
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* Thanks, I'm more of a carnivore than most deer though...!
▷ The doe stops suddenly.
* ... you, uh, have a son?
* Does that mean you've...?!
▷ Dess looks at the dripping buttercup with a raised eyebrow before snorting.
* ... Pffhaha, Thorn!! You're always so strange.
* I guess that must be a human thing?
* Not to be, uh, humanist, or whatever...
▷ She does take the flower though, licking at the blood a little.
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* Well, we could always find out.
* I like 'em a little messed up myself...
▷ She nudges Thorn a little.
* Flowers fit well with deer.
* Assuming we haven't eaten them yet.
* ...
* .....
* ! Oh hey, Kris!
* Didn't see you there.
* Was just reminiscing about the old days.
* You remember that headband you used to wear?
* It was cute, heheh!
* They make you look pretty!
* But yeah, you could pull off the deer look... with some fur, anyway.
* You look like an easily-frightened forest creature, alright.
* Pff... it's probably just Azzy in a stupid outfit then.
* He's such a dork.
* But y'know, his sibling Kris always tried to be more like him anyway.
* Those horns they always used to wear.
* I wonder where those went, anyway?
* I keep hearing about that Ralsei guy.
* I dunno who he is or where he's from or what he looks like but why is his name an anagram of Azzy's?
* That's some Weird Coincidence, huh...?
▷ great song... took me so long to get through 'em though
▷ the celebrity or the edgelord
▷ if you're talking about the end-of-chapter 3 superboss then yeah i spent several hours on the first day to beat it
▷ apparently it just happens naturally with your geno route save, or something, and i think it's only chapter 4 but idk for sure
▷ i had to redo chapter 3 and then i spent so long on beating [redacted] at the end that it may have taken me longer to get through chapter 3 than 4 lol
▷ on this topic: i'll probably void my AU and swap out my dess for the real one if this happens and she shows up in any official capacity, i've kind of given up on my AUs for deltarune and uty and i doubt it matters much to most people which version of dess i play anyway, mine is just a stand-in
* I can feel it deep inside me!
* The DELTA RUNE!!!
* ... am I about to be non-canoned by the real Dess appearing?
* Existential dread at 4 AM in the morning, yippee!
* Soon, we can exist again... I'm excited to be alive!
* Mother's Day... I guess I'd better think of something to give her...
* Not that she cares.
* My sister kinda fruity...
* ... you have a son?
▷ Dess blinks, surprised by this new information.
* Thooooorn, you got BUSY and didn't tell ME?!
* I didn't think you'd let anyone get that close to you or I mighta... eh, whatever.
* Happy for ya!
