Let’s talk about Cesc baby
Let’s talk about Eboue
Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things and Gaël Clichy

I’m not emotionally ready to get to the Champions League Final and then lose to Unai Emery’s Aston Villa

Declan Rice happened

You spelled Real Madrid Fan wrong

WHAT!!!

Lexi that’s amazing, congratulations to you and baby Prince!!!

Oooh to be a Gooner!!!

Can someone ask Kylian Mbappe if he found any old fuzzy fruit pastels or pound coins when he was in Jakub Kiwior’s pocket all night?

3-0 is good but we’ll have to see how we cope when playing against XI on the pitch

I love Tierney man.

Dirty cheating Bellingham prick

This is cruel

They’ve flown all the way over here to visit England and the hospitality we show them is to embarrass them internationally? I thought we were classier than that

It’s not as sporting and it almost feels like cheating to do it but I think we should do it some more

I like our tactic of taking the football and kicking it towards the goal in the spot where the goalkeeper can’t save it so we score a goal

We should do more of that

Bend It Like Declan

And repeat

Hahahahahahaha what the fuck YESSSSS!!!!!

Bend It Like Declan

OH MY DAYZZZZZZ

Mmmmmmmmcrappe!

Arteta resting Nwaneri for Brentford on Saturday is a power play

Saka practicing his assists

I secretly love it whenever one of my kids gets a cold because I can get out the vaporub and smear it all over my T-shirt like Patrick Vieira in the 90s.

99p for 24 hours (ends midnight on Tuesday 8th April) it’s Martin Keown’s autobiography on Amazon Kindle

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The lager is on me, as it should be

The glorious rays are shining in the unbeatable sun soaked London, so let me say this to all you cozy pumpkin snow loving motherfuckers

FUCK YOU

You had your time. Now it’s OUR time. Shine on.

Should have been 25 minutes injury time just to cover our celebrations after all of those goals

Why the fuck hasn’t Raya scored yet??? Waste of money

Tierney Hat Trick

Holland 0 - 3 Hale End

What accent does she use when she talks about her husband being a murderer?