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Gekkomon! Ya know!

#marathon I feel I've kinda hit the point where a lot of my progress with the factions has halted using Fills and it just feels bad. I don't mind losing gear in runs but I do mind stalling out on contracts entirely.

"Sanity Meter" makes me cringe even in games I like

also while I do think games can do Clever Things with them, just rename your Sanity mechanic to like, Anxiety or something, please ahahah

Decided to try The Backworld demo at the suggestion of a youtuber I like (Mistake) and like...I dunno it's trying to be spooky and it's trying to be meme-y and it's trying to be earthbound but the combat is legit fun which is the most annoying part

NOT THE MODERN PORT INCLUDING A NEW PLOTLINE TO SET UP THE NEXT GAME TO MAKE YOU BUY IT AGAIN STRAT

Nonchalant Nemesis

A wild Serviper has unreciprocated beef with a domesticated Zangoose

#Pokemon #PokemonArt

Honestly the vibe Look Outside gives 80% of the time

through a window a pair of eyes can be seen. Voice 1: Honey, Please turn on the light. I think there's someone outside our window. I can see eyes. Voice 2: I'm gonna show that pervert. The light clicks on. Outside the window is a giant homunculus made of hundreds of eyes. Voice 1: Oh! It's only Eyelor The Gazer. Hey Gazer. Voice 2: Oh dang, yo Gazer, what's up dude? The Gazer: Oh you know me. Just peepin'. Voice 2: Hell yeah.

Someone outside, watching

My favorite part of Pragmata is when Diana hits a data drive like she's looking for the last bit of nicotine out of a Juul pod

i'm hallucinating

Okay it may have been filler but this week's digimon was really good rofl

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Radical Heights - Reveal Gameplay Trailer [Official Video] YouTube video by Radical Heights

i somehow never heard of this Radical Heights game and i'm not entirely sure that the discord call I was in wasn't just trying gaslight me and this is a fake trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMJF...

a mouse (?) eating cherries (?) and dyed purple around the mouth

girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

Kinda bummed we did not get a Shinryu Ultimate encounter of some sort. Shinryu was a pretty cool fight

My problem with Yugioh is the decks I like are either total trash or meta in the most toxic way and I feel like I have no on-between lol.

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I need to dig out my playdate again it's legit a killer little handheld...

new tomodachi is the best shit ever even if it was fucked up when sol badguy clocked my wife

Yeah I hope they calm down a little on In A Single Run next season. Getting stuck on a Single Run priority contract feels absolutely miserable.

I keep saying I want to sit down and properly watch Ultraman, more than like, an episode or two. From what I saw, even modern Ultraman, it's honestly really charming ahaha

#marathon It's so demoralizing finishing the first half of a contract like, a dozen times, and every time either falling just short of finishing or having a team that wants to bail before finishing.

Absolute creachur

billions must love gammamon

I think the only solution is to ban mountains and islands from being in the same deck in standard tbh

Same to you!

Replying cause I do not want to Like you feeling bad but want to acknowledge your response. Just multiple things flashing badly on my part