the "not pictured" is pretty great

We regret to inform you that the British Secret Agent playing baccarat lost and has been murdered

One really has to bake the heck out of it, and then.. it's still dark yellow on the inside.

Even in ravioli form?

Was probably a big crowd favorite, at the time -- you'd be super excited for your home polis or island to get its shout-out -- but yeah packing material just as likely maybe.

Lol literally the most tedious section of either epic.

being an apex predator means sometimes you get sour cream in your hair

Hoping they don’t close the Strait of Hormel. I need my Spam.

I'm going to start calling I-90 that.

Ah, prior to today I had only been familiar with the Beatles version (though I knew it was a cover). This is very charming.

Pentangle - Hunting Song (In Concert), 4th January 1971) YouTube video by Pentangle

youtu.be/CwvpMGc_J-w?...

Twenty-one pelicans glide above a slow river at dusk

I took this one year ago today, so evidently: same.

Can't help but notice that this is front-page news for the "Biblically sound" set.

if I don’t make it tell my friends not to touch my shit

The subject line from an email I received: I'm a bad girl and I need to be punished.

How did this become my responsibility?

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I wish I liked weed more. I never even tried it until age twenty-seven and by then I was already as cool as I was going to get.

Ah, one of THESE.

He just turned eighty. Anything is possible!

"Hey I don't make the rules."

-- person who makes the rules

I love these but whenever I take shots like this I'm always anxious about getting the alignment/level just so. They never look quite right to me. (This one is perfect, however)

I only knew two fellas in college that regularly played video games and today those guys don't even have JOBS! #LowAchievers

* both retired @ 51

Ah, good point; I'll update post.

Buncha horse shit.

Shout It Out Loud YouTube video by KISS - Topic

youtu.be/lFGLcsrwT6o?...

I didn't know anyone in high school (late 80s) that still played video games.

1. That commercial featured a Shriner about to miss his spot in a parade because he was playing tongue hockey. Amazing.
2. I hate spring down at the park. All the animals are pairing up, and you have also reminded me I'm not kissing anybody. Better get some Big Red.
3. Do you work for Big Red?

That's plainly a statue of a doctor.

#SadButTrue