Your classic 1rd person sometimes-on-rails shoot your friend’s ankle game

In the future, everyone will be CEO of nothing

A screenshot of a skeletal weasel, whom is very cross with those of the pices zodiac, after the theft of the weasel's beloved rooster.

The moment pisces came up, I knew I was in trouble.
That stone cold look will haunt me.

Entity that ruins businesses

I actually like that they read from Genesis during Apollo 8.

Good fun!

In fairness to Pete Hegseth, this is the scene from Pulp Fiction he originally wanted to quote

I have found the exact amount of electricity for ultimate watermelon flavor.

It’s 3.

3 electricity.

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Doing an experiment; gonna be putting some of my Polaroids on etsy. I’ll be doing a number of shots of a given composition. This one comes with a 3D printed frame.

They’re like NFTs except good and nice rather than idiotic and terrible

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These people are still white supremacists and economic terrorists, they’re just a teeny bit embarrassed that Daddy has evolved into Peepaw

I’m just not impressed by the trickle of republicans going “fine, Trump’s a sex criminal with cottage cheese brain, YA GOT ME ✋🙄🤚”

That’s not impressive. It’s basically going, “okay, fine, it’s raining, not sunny as I’ve repeatedly insisted, YA GOT ME ✋🙄🤚☔️”

Like, admit that conservatism is bad too

I shouldn’t even know what the Strait of Hormuz is. I shouldn’t have to ever think about all these waterways. I’m not Russel Crow in Master and Commander.

No it was the eggs we’ve been over this

Tired of pretending that I think “again” rhymes with “plane”

Feel like I’m going insenn.

Is it possible—and I hope this isn’t a cynical question—but is it possible that America is just a bad country full of evil morons

Someone do Paul Buffano or Tiny Shorterly

I’ve noticed filmmakers sometimes peg a virtual camera to perfectly follow a character’s eyes, for instance. This keeps them positioned perfectly in frame, but gives an otherwise static shot an uncanny bob. Suddenly, everything in frame is moving a little bit, and it highlights the fakery

Think of the way people talk about Jurassic Park and The Matrix. “Why can’t CGI from 30 years later keep up?”

Aside from the fact that modern CGI doesn’t known its place, the physical camera was dictating the shot.

I’m not just talking about crazy wild swooping movements either

One of the things making CGI look faker than it should is the virtual camera

When the perspective moves in a way that’s impossible for even the craziest motion control rig, it becomes a signal that you’re seeing something unreal

It’s as if we need to shroud it in horror trappings for people to accept it, to make sense of it.

“Keanu Reeves did WHAT?? Oh, horror flick? That tracks.”

But our society shunts a specific type of creativity into horror because we don’t know what else to do with it

Movies like Freaked, Return of the Living Dead, House, and Reanimator are this safe haven for a kind of bonkers gonzo craziness

Question: Are you a horror fan?

Answer: of convenience only. Horror movies do not automatically win points with me like sci-fi or animation. I don’t particularly enjoy being frightened or disturbed. I can easily end up ruminating on upsetting imagery or story elements.

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I think I hate when modern 3D animation goes to that reduced frame rate because I feel like it’s teasing me.

Like, “Hey! Remember traditional animation? The sophisticated art form that sank into the sand like some ancient civilization just when it was poised for its 2nd golden age?”

YES I DO😡

The cultural situation between Americans and Australians:

Australian: FAHKIN YANKS! HOÜPE YÜÜZ OLL DOY IN A FOYAH

American: omg I love your accent ❤️

#horoscope #puppet #digitalpuppetry

Democrats epically TROLL the White House by cooking Drumpfs birthday spaghetti AL DENTE rather than his preferred level of doneness, which is UNCOOKED

“That’s the pot calling the kettle black”

Well guess what bitch let’s ask the fucking spoon and see if the kettle magically shines up what’s your point

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