Happy pink "break-up" moon, y'all. May the odds be ever in your favor. 🍿

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When GPS tells you twice that there's construction ahead while you're driving through a construction zone.

Eating a cruffin in Minnesota. ✌️@ Mugshots coffee shop. ✌️
#keepitlocal #coffee

I'm so good at bringing my kindle when I won't need it and forgetting it when I will..

When you're in an Uber and the car screen has the GPS on, and the driver's phone has the GPS on and your husband's phone has the GPS on.. so as an act of defiance, you don't turn the GPS on but sit quietly with your hands in your lap.

Y'all I've been traveling so much I'm getting SO good at packing.

I look in the mirror and I'm like "Yass queen" and I see pictures of me and I'm like "Oh, honey.." and I just think that's really unfair.

I'm honestly embarrassed that I took time away from watching the Liverpool match on Sunday to watch men's Olympic hockey. 🤦

I feel like screaming.

Like... Most of the time.

So.. what's everyone wearing to the civil war today? I've used all my good outfits already and trying to come up with a new one for president buttfuck's visit..

Keeping it real

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

The inside of my pool door this morning.. #coachlife #fuckitscold

That sunrise tho... #dsm

“Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back to life as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit on any of your containers.” 🤫🤣😉

The Other Girl (Part 2) You ever take a break.. accidentally? Accidentally on purpose?

I um.. forgot to post last week.. but I'm back! 😁
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My 9yo: I think the dog has step-on-mytosis.. cause he keeps stepping on my toes.

My brain tripped and fell into a trauma hole this morning and while spiraling can be cute sometimes, it wasn't really what I had in mind for my Friday. So that's... neat. I guess.

We don't. It's a best of 3 situation. Right? Is that how those work?

My stomach is growling so aggressively. Like calm down girl, I fed you yesterday!

The Other Girl (part 1) Sometimes Friday just hits... different

A little light reading for your Friday. 😊

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Oh, that's the worst. 😔

Money talks? No. Money screams. It screams and screams and screams until it drowns out the truth.

Oh, thank heavens.

We're still making fun of cyber trucks, right?

POV: your kids work in restaurants and these are your 'tupperware' now.

Hm?

Patriarchy vs the Raging Feminist Lend me your rage...

I only talk about my period a little bit. Promise.
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Sometimes, when I'm deep in the pain of my period, I just want to cuddle up to my husband and be comforted. But I don't, because I start to feel bad that he's not going to 'get anything out of it'. And that's how deep the patriarchal lessons of male entitlement have rooted in my psyche.

I have to say... Finally having a cool, rainy day has made me so happy that I'm sad the day is almost over..