Pretty sure that's been done and they didn't stay happy for long.

STV launched in 1957, so they're not 70 years old yet.

Looks an awful lot like the Sixteen Foot Bank, at the Stonea level crossing, but I can't for the life of me think what was filmed there.

I've just verified my age via the two-step process:
1) do the Shake 'n' Vac;
2) put the freshness back.

OffPiss?

A Halfords lorry bearing the slogan "We Fit“ gets stuck under a low bridge

I bet they meant to wait until after the 2 had done its little jump.

I'm not disagreeing with you, but it's worth noting that the judge also said it was "highly unlikely" that he would ever be released, as the 52 years is only the minimum, there's no automatic release after that.

The judge made it clear that it would have been a whole life tariff if they had been 18 at the time of the attack. The law does not allow whole life orders for 17 year olds.

Apparently it has three settings

It's from the 90s ITV series "Cluedo“.