LIFFEY CHAMPION: THERE'S LIFE YET IN CONFEY CEMETERY.

They’re doing it wrong, then.

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As a newspaper sub, I can say we have all been there. Well, maybe not quite THERE, but in the vicinity.

A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…

The Pitt changed to Had to do red cross as Trump describes doctoring

You know, these things...

Donald Trump depicted in a drawing in a Christ-like pose, light emitting from his hands as he lays one hand on the forehead of a man lying ill in bed. He's surrounded by depictions of nurses, soldiers, people praying, eagles and figures silhouetted against a sunburst.

Looks like he's outside Hamleys running a demo for Marvin's Magic Lights.

Peter Kay as Max in his Pakistani cricket shirt

JD Vance arrives in Islamabad for peace talks

And why is there all the Spanish, and then she chucks in a dolce vita? #TOTP

It's no La Isla Bonita, is it? #TOTP

Shouldn't Binary Finary have called this song 011111001111? #TOTP

This Supergrass tune is a belter. #TOTP

Is it because when the going gets tough, the tough get rowing?

I did not send emails to that woman.

Split Enz - One Step Ahead (Official Video) YouTube video by Split Enz

Having unpacked and put together the stereo setup, this is on @alisoneales.com . One thing that has always set The Enz apart for me is Eddie Rayner's keyboards. The songwriting is genius, but Eddie gave it a whole other character.

It'll be like all his isthmuses have come at once 😓

Singer Rod Stewart, with a blonde feathercut, is pictured in the 1970s in the Scotland national football team kit, and he's holding a football.

Nice to see Rod Stewart finally get his chance at Championship level after years of cheesy photo ops with a football.

Good.

Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel

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A government of massive throbbing bellends, by massive throbbing bellends, for massive throbbing bellends.

So, uh, how's the whole principle of non-interference in the elections of democratic nations thing going, then? Pretty good?

I see we're at the 'looking up at the sky as American war planes take off from British air fields' part of Threads.

TIL that nids-de-poule (literally chicken nests) is French for potholes.

The North Yorkshire branch of the British Lawnmower Museum has a nice ring to it.
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In a world of war, anger and despair, this is actually quite lovely. The dull life to which we all aspire.

I usually save my Easter eggs, so I can savour them over several weeks, but I'm getting the impression there's no point now.

Fido the Lion - a handmade toy lion looking up out of a packing crate. His mane is soft and fluffy and his feet are inturned. He has a 'help me' expression. He belonged to, and provided much comfort to, a young girl who in 1916 had to cross the Atlantic due to the war.

Two plaster casts of the Formby prehistoric footprints

A model of a ferry boat painted in multi-coloured patches with stripes and patterns - created to honour the wartime dazzleships. It is displayed inside a packing crate with labels and storage mounts still attached.

General view of the exhibition, where visitors are looking at objects displayed in or on packing crates.

National Museums Liverpool is 40! The World Museum has a special exhibition, which opened today, of 40 objects from the stores, chosen by curators and staff to represent the collections. Well worth a visit! My faves included Fido the Lion, casts of the Formby footprints and a dazzleship ferry model.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Deptford, Jools Holland gets an idea. #TOTP

It's a little known fact that FYC were directly inspired by Bruce Grobbelaar. #TOTP

HANDS SIMON! #TOTP