Oooohhh here’s my next 700 articles. 🙏 (for the purposes of this skeet, that emoji is me rubbing my hands together👈🏻)

Satire is an excellent weapon and @theonion.com is now locked and loaded.

Bear bear bear

I wanna hear this mook pronounce those words. Then we’ll see who “freezes up”

Good grief where on earth is this loon teaching 1stA?

Oh you are in for a treat!

This reminds me of my all-time favorite heading in a brief (not a student! A real(ish) lawyer!)
“An undefined bulge in a man’s groin cannot support a stop and frisk of his crotch”
It’s honestly more arresting (lol) in the original allcaps.

This friggin guy

I reach new levels of panic daily.

We could use her journalistic talents here.

German portmanteau at its finest.

I saw it. I agree the whole thing is worth a read. Usually I feel empathy for lawyers getting their asses handed to them. We’ve all been there…deserved or not. But this just felt…kinda good.

Judge Ejects Federal Prosecutor From Court and Orders Bosses to Testify

Ooof DOJ lawyers again getting hammered by the Fed Cts. Judge Quarishi of the DNJ ousted one senior AUSA and told another that their office had lost the "trust and confidence" of the court and the public. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/n...

Oh! He taught me administrative law. A great teacher and top notch curmudgeon.

“iCE is teaching cadets to violate the Constitution.”

No words.

For those who haven’t seen this yet, it is heart-breaking and beautiful. Art is resistance. share.google/W4yusM16ROPM...

Moderate Sen. Jacky Rosen urges Noem's impeachment as Dem fury grows over Minneapolis shooting Moderate Democratic Sen. Jacky Rosen is calling for the impeachment of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, saying that her “attempt to mislead the American public” about the fatal shooting of a 37 year-old protester in Minneapolis is “deeply shameful.”

Democratic Sen. Jacky Rosen is calling for the impeachment of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, saying that she believes Noem is attempting to "mislead the American public” about the fatal shooting of a 37 year-old protester in Minneapolis.

If every Democrat voted NO on funding ICE, it would not have passed the House. But, 7 House Democrats voted to fund Trump's lawless, masked goons, so it passed.

Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his members to vote against ICE funding. Genuinely unforgivable.

It’s exhausting

Read Jack Smith's full deposition on the decision to indict Trump The 255-page document, released on the last day of 2025, accounts for some eight hours of testimony.

Am I the only one who thinks Jack Smith is hot? Like his testimony made me consider whether maybe I’m poly. Haven’t told the hubs yet. Or Jack for that matter. www.pbs.org/newshour/amp...

If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career

Probably the women ruined it.

I didn’t think it was possible for a Bluesky post to make me feel so tingly but here we are. Could it happen here? A girl can dream. #quietpiggy
H/t @elliemargolis.bsky.social

WE WON!!!

The US District Court for the Northern District of California has issued a preliminary injunction in AAUP et al v. Trump et al (the wall to wall union lawsuit challenging the administration’s unlawful use of Title VI to reshape the University of California system.

Read the order here:

This extraordinary memo from Jim Ryan, former pres of UVA, about his dealings with DOJ, the former Gov, and his own rectors is a must read. I have so many feels, including my hearty wish the bar assn ethics boards would FIND THEIR ⚽⚽. TERRIBLE lawyer behavior. drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...

Was that not the most beautiful ending ever?

Gen X is in the house, people! This guy had the album!! 👆🏼

Horrible. This is one of the most special hikes I’ve ever done in a country filled with treasures.

I did not know that today was Obvious Day at Camp Noshit!