Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

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it would not always be strong

i thought james woods was multiple baseball players.. multiple of the same baseball player

here are my 2026 mlb predictions:

al east
al central
al west
nl east
nl central
nl west
rookie of the year (al)
rookie of the year (nl)
mvp (al)
mvp (nl)
cy young award (al)
cy young award (nl)
al wc
nl wc
alds
nlds
alcs
nlcs
world series

i say this as a sports fan: you shouldn't follow live sports. don't attend the games, don't watch them on tv, don't check the score. you're costing time and resources to snoop on a very sophisticated operation that doesn't involve you. just sit tight and wait for a book or video to come out about it

don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters with the very best ballplayers they can get

my first act as a big-league manager is to write “MLB” in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. i’m fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out i’d used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he spends all season trying to write around it

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

went to the store

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Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

mclusky "i know computer" YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings

please note I do not know computer

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this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me

think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know

"i'm a human"

2025 ALBUMS A-K (Pt. 1/?) Jeff Rosenstock reviews a handful of records from this year.

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Just dropped a bunch of record reviews in my precious little newsletter. Gonna try and do more stuff on the Substack next year in my ceaseless futile attempt to leave all social media so sign up if you like the email!

pretty sure this is a foolish baseball video already jon. disappointed in you

Kansas City Chiefs [picture of tyler thigpen] World's Best Football Team

Same way I found out about Epstein

me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️

also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈

Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post

To Love-Ru is a Boobiful Masterpiece YouTube video by Amelie Doree

I read and watched all of To Love-Ru, and it compelled me to make a 2.5 hour long video about everything from how hot women are, to the joys and pains involved in learning what it means to be a human after a lifetime of isolation and trauma

enjoy

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THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 1. | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND
episode 1 up now

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Read An Exclusive Excerpt From Mike Huguenor’s Asian Man Records Book Mike Huguenor has clocked time in Shinobu, Hard Girls, and Jeff Rosenstock’s band, and has two solo records of his own. Lately, though, he’s been working on a book about the legacy of Mike Park’s Asia...

Read an exclusive excerpt from @mikehuguenor.bsky.social's new book about Asian Man Records, 'Elvis Is Dead, I'm Still Alive'

poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025 article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies title text: Secret Base presents The history of charging the mound An ongoing project by Jon Bois Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon www.patreon.com/SecretBase

Blue Jays fan @sladkow.bsky.social and Yankees fan @johndedomenici.bsky.social vying for the affection of 3,500 Red Sox fans:

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected."

- Jon Bois

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