It's a huge shock to find that wealthy, egomaniacal, tax-avoiding, Brexit-supporting Jim Ratcliffe is also a massive racist.

Fallout. Absolute cinema.

Always rated Tottenham Hotspur. Thomas Frank, what a manager.

A back 4 of Gray, Palhinha, Dragusin, Udogie is fully relegation bait

There are levels to being bad. This is pretty embarrassing from Spurs, it feels like Simons is the only one actually putting any effort into the game?

Carlos. I'm in love with you.

Have you only just started playing this? I had a blast

👀

I'd DM xo

There's a chat? 👀

Guys my brother got me new darts for Christmas and I can't work out if it's the gin or the darts but I'm on fire

(I'm not good at darts)

Rip indeed

Just the one night. Late one likely though, I havent booked accommodation, first train to Liverpool in the morning

My calendar is v full atm. Manchester for Oasis, wedding, London, fringe etc

I'm good at giving advice, not taking advice 😭

I'm good at giving advice, not at playing badminton. Those are different skill sets

I still think you should try it x

I said "fall less" not "never fall" x

Have you tried just being better at badminton and therefore falling less?

Thankfully not quite as good a golfer. The rest of us may have a chance.

This Carlos Alcaraz guy might end up being decent at tennis, I guess

My hot take is that every gig should have those pouches that you put your phone in and filming should be prohibited

Seen so much discourse recently around "moshing" to songs that you can't/shouldn't mosh to, but I'd far rather be jumping around with a bunch of random people at a gig than be a killjoy watching a through a screen and getting annoyed by people having a good time

The Ghorman Massacre episode of Andor is one of the best written TV episodes of recent years. Genuinely phenomenal.

Things I love to see

Wonder how many people the Saudis will behead in celebration if they win the league cup

Sport is entertainment. Porto knows this, he gives the fans what they want to see.

Maldini had posters of Porto on his wall.

Woke up this morning to a cute text from @fluffehadam.bsky.social who has done a wonderful thing

2 weeks till I get to see everyone again. Has been a long 3 months 🥺