Honestly if the kids aren't already doing puff puff pass Last One Laughing then I fear for the future of stoners

Guys, was Winston Churchill woke?

Wait.. is the pause in I Am The Resurrection by The Stone Roses a double-take?

'Lads, is that...? No, it can't be'

Then the rest is just Jeezy vibing, triumphantly munching on Mini Eggs

Does anyone still experience déjà vu or have they fixed those lines of code now?

From cups of tea to 'he's alright, he's with me'

Oh hey, shit's pretty fucked again eh?

Still, sun's out!

Grrr *shakes fist* Khan's London

What a time for me to hype the special!

If Oscars ratings dip this year then this will be the only conceivable reason

Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL YouTube video by Blonde Medicine

If you've not yet watched, treat yourself to 1900s kid @joshgondelman.bsky.social's excellent latest standup special on YouTube

youtu.be/RAvNlgpdKKo?...

It's got everything, cruffin 👌

Starting to think fascism isn't actually all that great

Practice true mindfulness by ignoring happy memories from the past, hope for the future and really pay attention to the absolute horror of the present moment we find ourselves in

😌

Maybe we're all Jim Carrey

<Chocolate Rain voice>

Toxic mums

And they'll still argue the toss that we didn't Brexit *properly*, i.e. in a way they were promised that wasn't actually possible

Sure, sex is great but have you experienced that 5 secs of peace where you walk around the car to get your kid out of the car seat and realise you haven't taken a breath in quite a while

"Firstly, happy birthday..."

Bet there's a bunch of Encarta Encyclopedia discs in that drawer

Also you can't make phonecalls without the risk of your parent/sibling listening in on the other line

Off he went with a trumpety trump

Hahahaha

BBC Radio 4 - Eleanor & Pals Comedian Eleanor Morton brings her hilarious online comedy characters and pals to Radio 4.

People of Britain! This Wednesday you can catch my R4 special Eleanor & Pals, a character comedy show starring me and Zara Gladman, and featuring everyone's favourite sad man, Craig!

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Jake Humphrey wants a word

Shit's pretty fucked hey

Honestly, you go through life just assuming everyone is fully aware of MF DOOM, then you're hit with the reality check

I'm so sorry for anyone I may have let down in making this generalisation, and hope your life can continue on a better, more enriched path

Sorry, don't mean to burden you with all this, I know it's a LOT

- it's ok, I'm literally your therapist

Finally got my tax return in, on the 637th of January

So sorry to hear this mate, hope you're doing ok

Thank you for sharing your truth

A fuckwit:

Call me a fuckwit but I ain't nothing to fuck wit

<in Wacky Races> Kajagoogoo