Posts by MalcolmXsansX
Ah yes.. It does make sense. Beautiful, isn't it?
@thejessness.bsky.social
Donald this isn't weed!
Monday motivation
No atmosphere on the moon?
TFW you look out the window and see the Earth disappear
🎥 Astronaut Reid Wiseman
📍 Artemis II from the far side of the Moon
I think this picture is called the doominus gloom and its a bipedal fae creature with some surreal deep sea fish looking creatures around it. Its standing on a floating fish thing and holding a bubble in one hand. It has a froglike body and feet and a very spiderlike face but with a small monkeys mouth. It has leafy sparkly faerie wings
Brian froud really is the best creature designer hands down no contest i have loved this thing for years
Cease the day?
On a blue plate lies a roast chicken, which slipped out from its bag into a very provocative pose.
"Paint me like one of your french girls."
So thaaaat's where I left it.
Must have been a rough night.
On a blue plate lies a roast chicken, which slipped out from its bag into a very provocative pose.
"Paint me like one of your french girls."
"If a wizard ever cursed a billy-goat... to be a human...
That would perfectly describe this human."
- Slightly paraphrased line from a friend of mine.
Did the dude that suggested "Blow" as a nickname for cocaine also come up with the nickname for fallatio?
Because it seems they share a fundamental oversight in their naming.
There are 5 different hot sauces flying around the moon with the crew
Which 5 hot sauces would you take into space? Mine:
1. Valentina’s
2. Queen Majesty - the one with a wolf on the bottle
3. Secret Aardvark
4. Sriracha
5. El Yucateco - the green one
That's not very in-the-spirit-of-Kit-Kat behavior.
Spicey
Looks like a great way to get some Thc in.
Wordle 1,744 1/6
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Romantic close-dances that include the dipping-backwards of one partner by the other and then supported back up again... what's that about?
Like:
do-tee-dum-tee-doooo
Dummteee-doooo-....whoah
TellYourMomISavedYourLife!
do-tee-dum-tee-dooo
Dummteee-doooo-oah!
TellYourMomISavedYourLife!
A New Jersey lawmaker is facing an ethics complaint for naming her anti-ICE bill "“Fight Unlawful Conduct and Keep Individuals and Communities Empowered Act"
A picture of a dolphin leaping out of the ocean, it is nearly perfectly horizontal, 15 feet above the surface with no visible splash. It could easily be confused with flying upward, with no gravitational return to the sea in the future
our mismanagement of the environment has crossed the point of no return, the dolphins are leaving
Phenom-nom.
jacob @cloutsocks thinking about how hedges aren't green and soft and fluffy all throughout the inside but instead look like this (Image 1 - a view of hedges in a garden looking green and solid. Image 2 - a view of a hedge that has been cut in half showing a thin skin of green surrounding a branching internal structure) Raven aka Hazel @RavenWorks jacob I have bad news for you about people
screenshot of post from Kevin Sorbo saying ICE has completely cleared out the Florida airport where they were stationed. The TSA lines are almost nonexistent. Great work
Did they shoot everyone
Congrats!
A photo of a kale salad in a white bowl. The title is Hidden immune ingredients. On the salad are yellow boxes with the following text on them. White privilege $$$ Access to clean air water food Lucky genes Relatively low trauma Supportive family partner co-parent Safe stable housing Youth
A familiar feeling. Things aren't getting easier. Something's gotta give, though.
Seconded
Thank you. That's very kind.
Bought a house in Tokai two years ago (and put in spectacular kitchen and BICs thanks to @malcolmxsansx.bsky.social). Finally getting to move in! Took a year to sort out CoJ and another year to find a buyer that stuck.