So what's going on with this app today?

“We're staring into the darkness, and on the other side of the void is a nuclear arsenal and a 79-year-old lunatic who has never made a wise decision in his life.”
An accurate summation of the current moment. 💀

I mean, when *The Onion* congratulates you on your headline....

Yeah, but would they help me hide the body, though? That's the real issue, I think. 🤫🤐

Agreed but....

I work at a college and the administration really kinda frowns on killing students. Even if their egregious failures at being a pedestrian make it so you almost *can't* avoid it.

Did their parents fail to teach them to look both ways before they cross the street? It sure seems so.

I see you, and raise you "stepping out into traffic lanes from between parked cars, earbuds in and head down looking at their phones."

There's a reason I install air horns on every motorcycle I own.

A retired journo I know SMS'd me before and reckoned the first thing that should be grounded are the private planes of the rich and famous.

"They can catch an interstate train/plane like the rest of us. That fuel is now needed for the whole of society, not rich pricks' private jets," he said.

"You fool!" I say, completely enviously.

Y'know, I'm just finding that Government by Keystone Kops is much less funny and way more pathetic and frustrating than it needs to be. Can we stop now?

No?

Dammit.

Having just come back from one, agreed 💯 👍

Nice to hear that Momb got the Universal Translator up and running, but Gonzo -- you gotta know that that sort of thinking really doesn't end well, for anyone.

Hey, I'm just the messenger here ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Oh man. I absolutely adore wild verbena. One of my very favorites and I've never been able to get them to survive so big kudos to you and Native Plant Guy.

YOU GET ON THE BUS THAT IS GOING CLOSEST TO YOUR DESTINATION!!!

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Excuse me, but where is the petition to the Chicago Pope for the Church to start the process of canonizing El Señor Chancleta? I mean, honestly. How much does one cat have to go thru, tolerating all this stuff (waves wildly at everything).

Gonna show my age here, but Boss-Level trolling from the White Sox. (And nothing but a 👍 from me.)

"And No Ragerts!" is what that smile says, Gonzo.😏😘

My personal "for the love of standard language usage, please STOP" is the now-ubiquitous use of "I seen" instead of "I saw" by the youngsters. Drives me right up the wall.

The fact that nobody seriously believes there is an institution in this country that will check the president—that we’re all just sitting here hoping that he gets distracted and fails to follow through on his genocidal threats—is the most damning indictment of our political system I’ve seen yet.

It seems America has run on the honor system for 250 years. Then we ran out of honor.

A madman is in charge and he’s surrounded by cowards. Now we find that impeachment is meaningless. The 25th amendment is meaningless. The Bill of Rights is meaningless. And the Constitution is meaningless.

Would NOT surprise me. Not one bit.

🤞🤞🤞

I feel like they're gonna blow this, too. But hey, maybe they'll actually surprise all of us.

Is your boss a PhD? Because this is the same thing that happens when I send data out to my university's professors/researchers -- and their reply, every damn time.

I can only conclude that PhDs don't read. Period.

Isn't this your buddy, @heinrich.senate.gov ? And isn't ABQ a sanctuary city?

Having any second thoughts yet about voting to confirm his racist ass, pendejo?

A classic. A legend.

You cannot claim aspects of the social contract that you refused to adhere to for others.