How hard can it be to find a dress. Midi, sort of shirred at the top, short sleeves... plus size, not low at the back

Just another unrealistic beauty standard for women

Last night my team came second in a 90s quiz (prize was 6 cans of hooch and some sweeties) - I absolutely smashed the 90s boy bands and music round 40/40. shit on tv themes, except remembering the tune to Lovejoy 😂

It's my day off at last. I am staying here for the foreseeable

You wot m8

Ny baby bought me this badge. I fucking adore her. She's not a baby, she's 24 but I can not describe in words how much I love her

It's my birthday now.

Ooh I'm having a power cut

Also what in the Gen Zee is this woke soda. I'll probably end up shitting myself 🤣

I know enough stupid men outside of work, not to want to deal with stupid men at work. babysitting at the stupid men's creche today 🙄

I've got a cold. I will go to bed cold. Yet i will also wake up drenched because perimenopause. Fuck off.

Where are you? Thats why I'm going to Portugal end of April 🤣

That's like me packing for an overnight stay 3 pairs of pants incase I shit myself twice 🤣

Message off daughter who lives with the beige freezer eating in-laws and she made herself a veg stew 'I’m so happy you actually cooked me food instead of just living of beige xx' over the moon at that compliment

Just the occasional drinkers... you know where you with the regular ones

I've got a curry in the oven

I've just read the expression 'finger blasted more times than Eric Clapton's guitar' and I am pissing myself laughing

Bank holiday weekends certainly bring the dickheads out. Well actually any weekend does but they're always spectacularly special on bank holidays

Dont get the lynch mob on this but when my dad heard about my early diagnosed autistic nephew, my dad commented 'I could tell there was always something wrong with that boy, he's got a lot of collections' my fucking dad who had a living room full of random steam train paintings and prints

"She's the worst kind of autistic, she can't even do Math".

Thanks!

I wanna so bad! But considering I'm going on my third ever leaving the country trip at the end of the month. I'll wait a couple of years xx

I know it's late but here's the revolution of Dee 2001-2026

Fucking jealous!

Ooh where are you?

Back to slutty red 😋

🤣

Also beat by a guy i used to follow on twitter

Also! Im bloody annoyed at how few people turned up tonight

Anyway I got a nice card off the lads. Fuck em tbh