I don't know exactly when it started but I'd wager they shut down at some point in 2025 so those numbers reflect the period in that year before they closed it.

Does this data account for it being closed for renovation for some time?

BREAKING: former NFL coach runs errands

at minimum this has to be grounds for the league to force him to sell the team

just had a local political candidate call me and they did the sketchy thing telemarketers do where they asked if i was jeff without providing any information about themselves. once you say you're looking for me INTRODUCE YOURSELF, YOU'RE CAMPAIGNING!

A poster for the Angelina Jolie movie 'Salt.'

i spent probably a year after this movie came out thinking that it was an adaptation of this book.

NY Times: "During his first year as mayor, Mr. Mamdani’s predecessor, Eric Adams, put off releasing his tax returns for months, a situation he blamed in part on his hiring an accountant who he said subsequently became homeless. He ultimately released them that October."

eric adams was incredibly corrupt but damn if he wasn't FUN.

shameful shit, sad day to be a rangers fan. like many other days.

Dave Parker, 1977 #Pirates

#Baseball

when i see mamdani fixing storm drains or touting some new helpful website, a thought goes through my head: 'why can't austin city government do that?'

it's time to stop asking myself and put it to our mayor and city council: why aren't you doing these things? maybe we should find people that can.

this is funny because for this to work as an analogy for iran he has to admit that he and his wife fucking hate each other.

And they have a clear opportunity codified in the contract to renegotiate after the failed TRE and they just refuse to exercise it! Disappointed in my CM Zo as the only one to vote no on the contact that he hasn't called for renegotiation at all.

Eleanor Roosevelt’s new york state gun permit from August 5th 1957. She is elderly with a fur stole, listed as writer and lecturer

Eleanor Roosevelt’s gun permit (which she got it around the time the klan put a $25k bounty on her head). What a vibe

On this Good Friday, we remember Spock died for the needs of the many.

got to share this @bencollins.bsky.social banger with some colleagues today and am now sharing it here because he really did nail it

actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides

the nytimes:

There are now 10 toilets in Space

International Space Station: 4
Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
Tiangong Space Station: 2
Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
Artemis II on way around Moon: 1

This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Shohei Ohtani currently has:

The longest active on-base streak in MLB (36 games)

The longest active scoreless inning streak in MLB (22 2/3 IP)

I think if tech executives accept Army commissions as Lt. Colonels, they should not be allowed to resign and should be sent directly to the front. What's the saying in Silicon Valley? Eat your own dog food?

This is either brilliant or scary:

Anthropic accidentally leaked the TS source code of Claude Code (which is closed source). Repos sharing the source are taken down with DMCA.

BUT this repo rewrote the code using Python, and so it violates no copyright & cannot be taken down!

If TX continues to install A/C at its current pace, it would take ~70 years for all inmates to have climate control, Judge Robert Pitman wrote in an order throwing out TDCJ's motion for summary judgment last week. 90,000 inmates don’t.

Plaintiffs are asking cells be kept b/w 65-85 degrees #txlege

I Decompiled the White House's New App The official White House Android app has a cookie/paywall bypass injector, tracks your GPS every 4.5 minutes, and loads JavaScript from some guy's GitHub Pages.

lol: "An official United States government app is injecting CSS and JavaScript into third-party websites to strip away their cookie consent dialogs, GDPR banners, login gates, and paywalls."
blog.thereallo.dev/blog/decompi...

Just a reminder that the city of Austin has no ability to regulate any of this thanks to the state.

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we...

my dog's heartworm medicine went from being a trio to a QUATRO, and i can't help but think of this theonion.com/fuck-everyth...

if i ever strike it rich im going to get my own personal catcher

Two plates of brisket and a zine that says STOP data centers San Marcos Texas

Meanwhile, in Martindale

Microsoft is removing CoPilot from Notepad

lol somehow i got on daily wire's mailing list and when you click unsubscribe from all it leaves ben shapiro's mailing list still checked

i created netscape

lol the playground 3 blocks from my house in my woke infill neighborhood in austin looks EXACTLY like this. the slides are tan though.