Update: it came on and scared the shit out of everyone 😈

SS of the queue on the touchtunes (electronic jukebox) app where I've added No. 29 by BTS as the next song.

Playing No. 29 on the jukebox bc they didn't have Like Animals but they had this one.

There's no feeling of disappointment for me like checking out yet another reaction YouTuber as they watch the Bangtan 7 guide by Taylor Mari... Only for them not to laugh at Seokjin's Belgium Waffle joke. I laugh every time, and I'm always the only one laughing 😭

The problem with No. 29 is that when I'm listening while doing something else I keep forgetting what song I'm on and thinking, "wait, why did the music stop? Did I accidentally pause it?" Every. Single. Time.
This track is exceptionally meaningful, but also evil to the easily distracted.

Blocking anyone who talks about disliking Hooligan on my skyline 💀 bc I was already cuckoo crazy, and it'll take zero pressure for me to pull the blade from the track and run a mfer through for their dishonor.
Hooligan is that bitch for me, honest.

My lord, did they put crack cocaine in this album?

A SS That says, "What's going on?" With 4 selectable options that say, - It's annoying or not interesting - I'm in this photo and I don't like it - I think it shouldn't be on Facebook. - it's spam with option 2 selected.

Tbf, I should've included the meme, but I was lazy 💀

and Exactly!!! I Know there are other ways to add complexity, but I instantly shut them down and just... Wake up again 💀💀💀

-had in mind?' I ask

It, as intended, scares her
so then, when I release her 2 seconds later bc I'm sure it would be scary enough to stop hiccups,

She says, 'oh my god, you turned me on...?'

and I say 'have a good night!' & leave the restroom to find my friends

& That's on FF addict asexuality 💀

My FF-immersed brain does the calculations and I say, 'oh, ok, so you want to be scared to stop you from hiccupping?' and she nods, so I...

Take my wet, freshly washed hand and grab her by the neck and push her up against the mirror, not choking her but hoping it scares her...

'Was this what you-

first' and - as I'm confused and intoxicated - I proceed to do so.

I ask why she wants this & she explains that she's hiccupping and is scared she'll get kicked out bc of it

I say, 'oh, so you want to be scared?'

She says yes, and, immediately - and against any modicum of rationality - I react.

I want to share with you the Insane FanFiction interaction I just had...

I was peeing in a stall in a FemRR...

I walk out to wash hands

A young woman(?) asks me if I've had my nipples pierced

Confused, I say I have not?

She(?) aks me to... punch her in her face?

I say '... let me wash my hands

Oh, yeah, that makes sense. There are plenty of lighter fish like that you might enjoy~~

Oh, I do the same thing when writing 😭 start rereading and they're always waking up.

Abby's Love Songs

Finally threw together a playlist for BTS's #WhatIsYourLoveSong ~ I chose 'nostalgic love' as my silent track, and here's what I picked ^-^

open.spotify.com/playlist/5NE...

I'm in this post and I don't like it 🤧

The lack of fish love kills me, but you also don't live directly next to the ocean, so I can't really judge you on it 🤧

new pronoun picker

bsky.app/profile/pron...

coconut just fine. I just don't like the sweetened dried kind that's in desserts. I think I must have a repressed illness experience that scarred me or something.

Look... I don't like dairy that's not sweet. I can tolerate mozzarella on pizza bc it's so bland, but as soon as it Tastes like cheese or anything I can't do it. I Know it's fine but my brain says, 'don't eat it - that's dairy that's gone bad' and I can't unthink it.
And coconut... I like fresh

Oh yeah, let me just install two massive sheet metal machines on my own, with Maybe some help. Be so fucking fr right now 🙄
but I'll go bc it's my job and if I don't get it done, they can deal with it themselves bc *I* have an appt the next week and won't be coming back to Cali so they can suck it 🖕

Not looking forward to next week... When I was asked to fly to Cali to lead a couple installs there, I was told I'd have 'plenty of help' but when I talked to the area manager he said he'd give me one (1) guy with multiple appointments during the week and MAYBE another one.
Y'ALL SAID 'PLENTY'!!!! 🤬

be like $25. By my same bargaining logic it would be a 'waste' not to go.

But I have plans to go out to an Emo Night dance event with a friend tomorrow, so I should probably stay up a little later so I wake up later :/

I'm really not looking forward to it, but she likes to dance and we should do things she likes... Esp cause I got the tickets for free when they should

I know I'm feeling unwell when I start going to bed on time bc sleep bargaining usually has me up all night. So when it's 10pm and my brain says, 'i feel sleepy and I think I should go to bed' part of me is like, 'who the fuck said that? aren't we going to convince ourselves to play games til 2am?'

Worked for me, just wish it was on a harder one. The colors alone screamed one of the two idol MV's 😭

Jungkook "I want to be your man" and looking like the babiest baby in the world, because that's exactly what he was

Screenshot of the Film Out game on B-CD.app where you guess the MV origin of a still image, with decreasing levels of blur applied. My Internet connection was so slow you can see the original image half-loaded without blur, showing a still of a colorful shot with Korean fans arranged in a circle from BTS's idol MV.

Great hack for Film Out is to have a slow internet connection, apparently 😅

YouTube being down feels impossible because it's NEVER down, but I guess that's the most impressive part?

her recovery is going to take way longer.

I hope someone breaks their ankles, puts them in sexy boots, and tells them to walk up and down stairs because what the absolute fuck.

The fact that JYP didn't get an x-ray for Dahyun sooner and had her walking on a fractured ankle is CRAZY to me. Acupuncture and massages? JYP, I will KILL YOU.

Even the most pessimistic parts of me think a farmer would take a workhorse to a real veterinarian.

US healthcare ain't cheap, but now