working 6-6 the day after Christmas is crazy

Saw Nosferatu and my only thought was why won’t they let Bill Skarsgård be sexy in movies?!

I bought the wrong coffee for my French press and now the whole house is watching me whack coffee beans with a hammer

Good morning to everybody that still gotta work today and yall only.

Everybody who off: I hope your phone get wet.

don't be afraid of new beginnings, from new people, new energy, new surroundings & new challenges, embrace new chances at happiness

those astronauts are still stuck up there and have to wait til March for help like this is crazy

Now imagine not being able to do either 🙃

We clicked instantly, but she moved across the country and out of my insurance network and this shit hurts more than a breakup. I miss my shorty 😩

My nose has been pierced for years now and every time I see my daddy he acts like it’s new. So dramatic.

the week before Christmas and days between Christmas and New Year’s are proof that time isn’t real.

Hold On by The Internet is a perfect song

being in the club when you gotta be at work in 3 hours is a dangerous game

It doesn’t feel like Friday if you have to work on Saturday 😭

The lawyer helping Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pick federal health officials for the incoming Trump administration has petitioned the government to revoke its approval of the polio vaccine, which for decades has protected millions of people from a virus that can cause paralysis or death. That campaign is just one front in the war that the lawyer, Aaron Siri, is waging against vaccines of all kinds.

This is just so dangerous and ridiculous
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blocked this man on everything and he added me on Duolingo lmao missed you too stink 😘

Add WaLuigi to the list, Joe

like why didn’t anybody stop her?!

having a Jerri curl in 2024 is wild, but being a white lady with a Jerri curl in 2024 is insane

lol I just want to know where she got them from this early in the morning

It’s not even 9am and my coworker got the whole office smelling like hot wings lol I’m not mad at it

the Bluetooth function be getting on my nerves

just gave myself an oil change. It’s giving I’m every woman 💅🏾

As a 30 year old, them 33+ mf be some freaky frogs for SURE and y’all youngins are also in fact freaky.

Everybody is hypersexual on the internet to me and I want people to get some group chats 😂

You ever plan an elaborate party for yourself and have someone tell you they’re paying for it as a gift to you, but they actually canceled it and threw you a bbq instead and forgot to invite 90% of the guests? Lmao I am traumatized

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This constant temperature change is fw my allergies bad 😭😭😭😭

Wouldn’t wish that on anybody 😂

made the mistake of wearing them fresh out the box to a festival and my life flashed before my eyes lol

Sooo much good food