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pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe

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My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

A screenshot of iOS messages showing a conversation with a user named Mom: “Please come back to the group chat. We are making thanksgiving plans and we need your input.” “As I said in the group chat, you shouldn't be using iMessagw. Signal is better Opsec. Once everyone starts taking that seriously you know where to find me.” “Gam Gam is 92. She barely knows how to use the phone she has.” “She needs to adapt”

some of y’all

Democrats planning to run in November’s midterm elections have been advised not to antagonise pro-AI campaign groups that have amassed more than $300mn to fight for the industry’s priorities. The warnings by top party consultants, corroborated by people close to four different campaigns and party strategists speaking on the condition of anonymity, come despite internal polling for Democrats showing widespread public support for tougher AI rules.

They're calling it the best democracy ever.

www.ft.com/content/7529...

so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)

a USB/card reader hub with a mini monitor with weatherstar 4000+ on it

wyd with your 4th monitor

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

#caturday #cats

eclipse #gundam

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This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

I should start a Drift King Supercruise

귀여움의 화신

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(me hiding in the walls of the uss tripoli whispering) girl im bored let's do a coup

“He was revolutionary in the production of Cyber Newtypes because he is the first cis one.” Below is a picture of Gyunei from Gundam

Photo of the figures for Chalia and Char sitting down politely, staring up above

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

You are being asked to believe that a single member of the Democratic caucus had an ideological difference on this and stopped it, rather than that the party leadership didn't want it to pass but wanted it to look like they wanted it to pass.

Really tarnishes the entire D brand to pull these stunts

Linda Yaccarino replies to a Zohran Mamdani tweet to say that taxing rich people's penthouses is "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen"

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

BREAKING: The House just failed to pass a resolution to end Trump's war with Iran by one vote.

The count was 213-214.

Just one Democrat, Jared Golden, voted to let Trump keep waging the war.

digital faux-comic panel depicting lalah sune being reprimanded by kycilia zabi. kycilia is depicted as shadow silhouettes and under stark shading, looming over lalah menacingly. lalah is visibly uncomfortable, and kycilia is quietly furious about a relationship lalah has been fostering with haman.

"I'm their star pupil. But I'm not her favorite. She made that very clear to me."
#mzvart

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

Hey did you know galaxy express 999 also got a similar cabinet game! When brought to America it was called “Freedom Fighter” and from what I’ve watched it included a bunch of new cel animation while using clips from the movies.

this post sucks

the current state of kirkification is so fascinating