The thing about fables is the animals never get to explain themselves. Keeps the moral clean.

a big noisy tuxedo cat boy yelling at you with his mouth open mid-meow

our Lo Mein is canonically a mansplainer libertarian

a big noisy tuxedo cat boy yelling at you with his mouth open mid-meow

our Lo Mein is canonically a mansplainer libertarian

soups…

beef stew
chicken noodle
pho
chicken tortilla/chili
french onion

secret à la carte mcdons speciality: plain toasted bagel with a slice of american cheese. I ate this for breakfast a lot when I worked there

don't get mad, get even. even madder.

bread vapors are so enticing

cornbread

glad to see fried chicken at the top of the list

sprinted to the replies to say “CHICKEN PARM”

mini figures on a green grass patterned battle map, a bag of chips, a 5.5 reference book, next to my spot featuring D&D character sheet, green pen, mini notebook, purple Starstruck Odyssey dice bag, an iPad, a set of purple dice and a set of orange dice (the purple were rolling hot and the orange were rolling spicy)

got to roll some dice with friends today :)

Annabelle Dinda - The Body Remembers (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by Annabelle Dinda

the body remembers, of course it does

I’ve had this realization too late at multiple shows, somehow overlooked that seeing Mitski a couple years back would entail being surrounded by teens screaming “step on me mother!!!”

is it the “polywood” ones?

went to Costco last year to check those out and try to understand why they were so expensive, then left with a regular fake wood bistro table and 4 matching stackable chairs for less than the cost of one polywood chair

the reporting on this is fucking horrendous, it’s abhorrent how irresponsible or intentionally misleading they presented this situation for clickbait

gotta be basically the same stuff as my vitamin c face wash I use in the shower

twin tuxedo cats sleeping head-to-butt lying parallel with their brother who is a mostly-black cat on a black and white and pink and green floral wool knit blanket (thrifted for $15 😎) on a purple couch

kitties sleeping like literal sardines

it’s just like the memory loss of childbirth pain, the results are so beautiful your brain helpfully revises the history so you do it again

this really pissed me off for no reason, sign of a good dumb joke

what happens if I feed him a beet?

okay going on a walk in the sunshine!!! hater energy begone 🌞

as a avid lover of food and beverages “I always found it odd to ask a complete stranger for a recommendation. Why would I care what a random person's favorite drink is?” made me so angry

SORRY YOU HATE YOURSELF AND OUR BEAUTIFUL FLEETING SHARED HUMAN EXPERIENCE AND ONLY CONSUME FRAPPES AND TENDIES

as a philosophy degree holder myself, if someone brands themselves online with “philosophy” and is being embarrassing, we must go to war

that’s the rules sorry!!!

Sophie @philosophiejane.bsky.social • 5m I always found it odd to ask a complete stranger for a recommendation. Why would I care what a random person's favorite drink is? I'm picky and they aren't me. There's a very good chance I won't like it. kali @kali-ber.bsky.social • now okay. some people aren't as picky as you and like to try new things as a philosophy degree holder myself, if someone brands themselves online as a philosopher we must go to war. that’s the rules sorry!!!

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com you can have a reasonable conversation with a human eager to share their trade or, like me, you can ask your college freshman roommate who works at starbucks what the least complex drink to make is and then stubbornly order exactly and only that for the rest of your life. both are normal. its normal @ Jared HoltO @jaredIholt.bsky.social • 26m Call me old-fashioned, but when I can't decide what I want to order I just ask the barista what their favorite drink is and try that one out. You can just *talk* to people. People who work at the store are humans just like you. We shouldn't be using chatbots to empower extreme social anxiety. 11:38 AM • Apr 15, 2026

cici @cicington Omg you people cant do anything ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl • 2d we don't talk enough about how stressful Halloween costumes are for the ADHD community 1:19 AM • 10/30/22 • Twitter for iPhone

haha no way, why are people so fragile

I even screenshotted for context later just in case because I was like “hm it would be unhinged to block someone for saying this. the same type of unhinged that would reply something like that tbh”

omg you people cant do anything!!

okay. some people aren’t as picky as you and like to try new things

obsessed with the feminine rage exhibited in Jujutsu Kaisen

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

hell yeah grilled corn

sweet and sour salad: granny smith apples, dried cranberries, walnuts, and goat cheese crumbles drizzled with honey, balsamic glaze, and a dash of white balsamic vinegar over a bed of shredded green cabbage (purple would be cute though!!!)

it’s too early in the season for this, but critics are already calling it the “Salad of the Summer”

just in time for the afternoon rush! i would like a half dozen please :)