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Posts by Tommy, Magnum PI impersonator

You want your passport renewed? Tough shit.

You want your food inspected for safety? Womp womp.

Need someone to come clean up after an earthquake? Too bad so sad.

You want bOrDeR sEcUrItY? We're closed.

Want an answer when you call about Grandma's healthcare? Call back next year.

1 year ago 25 2 1 0

So a podcast

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Lawrence of Arabia

Lawrence of Arabia

Soulful, young white boy goes to the Orient, gets pumped with massive shot of mystic wisdom, adopts local culture and bombs trains - GREAT ARAB REVOLT. Many such cases!

1 year ago 149 13 3 4

Over here crying in Civil Affairs.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

The standard "I saw it so you have to" y'all know the rule.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Have yet to see a single person put out a weird dogwhistle post about minorities either. Kinda refreshing.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

I'm hurt by this (but mostly my back pain

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