Soupreme Slammer - Sounds like a knockoff Mad Max vehicle where there's a tanker full of soup instead of milk.

Tinkerbell is gonna die because you didn't click reskeet enough.

even when backpacking, I'm carrying 3 pair.

Well that’s ominous.

I really hate anyone that uses software versioning numbers like 2.0 but never talks about what version 2.1, 2.2, 2.3.1 etc are.

Beyond which, our biological bodies are version 1043.2.5.6.22.5.2.9.4.6(beta) because that’s how evolutionary biology works.

Stupid markets staying irrational longer than I can remain solvent.

Jeremiah was a bull frog, was a good friend of mine.

Beyond the bad framing, this also reads like someone who doesn’t understand tax returns wrote it. Wealth and income aren’t the same thing.

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The servers today:

We just did a vrbo, it worked out well.

Just got back from CR. Was awesome.

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More miniatures. Turn everything into a TTRPG.

Spoken like someone who doesn’t have their spouse on mute.

(It’s really because my wife works nightshift and doesn’t want anyone to wake her)

Assuming a normal Trump reelection in 2020 kinda the issue, near as I can tell. Wasn’t nothing normal regarding him then.

A video call at best proves that there’s a person who maybe looks “right” and even that is questionable nowadays.

And even then, that doesn’t prove where the money goes. Easy enough to pay out a pittance to someone to be an actor for you.

We had a video chat, so it can’t be a scam? Is she that dumb?

underemployed ranch.

Anyone who streams that much is going to be bad because that's literally too much time not learning or thinking.

Chariot of a real king:

Are they gonna send one to Rome as a gift?

The real answer is way higher risk tolerance.

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Woo rockets!

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

And also long term capital gains are taxed at a favorable rate already.

“Sorry folks, Strait’s closed. Mullah up front should have told ya.”

Head of lettuce vs the ceasefire…

Hell probably “this half an already cut avocado vs the ceasefire.”

I’m look at 50, and I’m so tired of this guy.

Screenshot of a Twitter exchange in which user @kimerrikin notes that the city of Lynchburg VA declared April 7 2008 to be Leland Melvin Day, and Leland Melvin (@Astro_Flow) thanking them for reminding him.

Happy Leland Melvin day to all who celebrate. 💚

I dunno about that. I’ve pretty consistently encountered dedicated nader dead enders over the decades.