Last month in The Onion:

Zohran Mamdani has been spotted playing Maimai DX Circle!

Recent reports and rumors suggest that the current NYC Mayor has been playing the arcade game recently in a local arcade inside the borough of Brooklyn. Claims suggest he has reached a rainbow rating inside the game.

Haven’t gotten to play ITL just yet but I love the step artist diversity this year (and I’m biased, I’m in it this time 😆)
Happy to hear the ITL brainworms are making you happy

I love incredibly annoying ads! (I dislike the blowdarts)

I thought this was the dhokla thing and then it got worse when I looked it up 💀

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Pros and Cons of Visiting San Jose this past weekend.
Pros: Quality Time spent with friends and family, lots of cool things to do, and a very fun event to go to and compete in.
Cons: I somehow got on Newsom’s mailing list 💀

Please tell me I didn’t say it on comms, I swear I’m not sheeple

That’s first time; your timing would be worse if it was max.period 😌

5k in 30 minutes achieved ❤️
So happy that I’ve picked up running again and that I’ve stuck with it . (30min 57 sec, 3.25 miles)

In-person socialization is way more common in ddr than itg stuff . To me , itg basically exists only in two states besides people’s houses .

My legs at Storm be like “Where are the chairs?” I figured out that the floor was my new favorite chair

DDR Top 16 at CEO 2025 I advanced 2 pools somehow!! Time to somehow put on a show for tomorrow!

What if you thought #ITLOnline2025 would help you improve your ddr 17s but ddr said

The Project Storm team has created its own website as an easy one stop shop to access the rhythm game specific information for CEO 2025!

project-storm.com

I know digging through the various start.gg and Google Docs individually were becoming quite cumbersome for many.

Hope this helps!

Without just picking the most blatantly difficult chart with no soflan (Para Evo Challenge), I’ll say Draw the Savage CSP and Cyberconnect CSP

DDR A3 Storm qualifiers!
Submit May 1 - June 12
Google Form - bit.ly/4iMyMsa

Highlights:
- 14, 15, 16 are required
- Entrants exceeding MAX-200 EX on required set will be asked to play the 13
- Entrants within MAX-100 EX on the required set will be asked to play the 17

I am not looking forward to playing tribe again for quals 😰

Yknow I’m feeling a little demotivated for itg, it’s so hard to play the content I’m expected to be able to maybe I shouldn’t enter Storm this ti-NEVER MIND WE ARE SO BACK

Project Storm 2025 ITG Song Pack

DL: drive.google.com/file/d/1_mhl...

Spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Rules: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

I really like the idea of the competitors vetoing down to 3, and then 3 unique random charts being pulled from the pool . Most of what I saw chart-wise was “safe and MA-bait” songs in the draw so this could be a fun way to bring some spice

It’s official! Mistake on the Lake returns for Mistake on the Lake 6: Party on the Lake! October 1-5, Great Lakes Mall, Mentor OH.

More details will be coming in the next few weeks as we’re waiting to finalize a few things, but trust me: you’ll regret missing even a single day of this event.

I was genuinely losing my shit losing to this , the legs start about the hips and end at including all of the feet. We just call them unique names because they heal differently and they impact our day-to-day lives in different ways 💀

Hmm

#ITLONLINE2025

Lowering The Bar:
Step 1: Do not expect any player to read your carefully constructed ruleset

I appreciate the clever ways to make it a team event when our game isn’t interactive in that way. Round 3 really rewards consistency which is great for top 8.
Appreciate the Zero Escape references intentional or not (the people demand a funyurinpa)