lots of people get through med school and while there are some filters, there are not as many as you might think and their netting is less fine than you'd hope

very early in freshman year of college, some anonymous girls left a note on an attractive fella's door that said "dear hot guy you are hot" and as he took it down he said "I thought you had to be smart to go here" and that's become a central node in my neural web

the only issue I have with the Pitt's depiction of a hospital is that none of the doctors are unequivocally the worst person you've ever met

has anyone ever lived the dream more than erika

I have JUST enough social awareness not to tag them but dalton deschain does this bit very successfully under "the b-69s"

constant plausible threat of impending civilizational death

oh now I get it

good joke

a cooked meal with the caption "what I make when I don't feel like cooking"

well then you fuckin played yourself didn't you because that looks pretty cooked to me

the goils love it 😉😏

I wanna be put in a big sarcophagus holding a papyrus what says "omg hiii"

not a subtweet just trying out a detached air

ok well good luck with that

beginning to wonder if buying my child an accordion was a good investment after all

never been more relatable. hang in there lil website

shouts out to simple green and to dewalt for building something I could not destroy. I've been avoiding making eye contact with this thing for so long

a lunchbox planer disassembled on a workbench. it's very dirty with sawdust and dust dust

this was not loose material, it was mostly glued in place by resin. plus side the blades were so dull I was able to change them without getting a single cut for the first time in my life

damn, would love to be perceived beefy. the most affirming thing anyone's ever called me is a dumb bitch.

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it already is in many ways and all that's holding it back are propertarian concerns

kid's drawing of a yellow octopus with little beady eyes

new guy alert

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there has never been an institution that is more for the people, but think of how much more we could be doing with it. food assistance obviously, get some fiber into our protein-burdened population centers. jobs program. needle exchange. recycling drop off

taco bell should be nationalized like an essential utility

80% odds he maims himself trying to open a bottle of non sparkling wine

oh eve FARTLOW

here's how I would have put the saracen devils to the saber check THIS out! YAH!

I'm sorry eve who? I don't know that name

you can be mad at him for being a blight on the earth but don't try to tell me he's not living a lot of people's dreams by paying an attractive young woman to be impressed by his swordsmanship

planer's no longer haunted

it's been a few years since I needed to use my planer and I'm now remembering the last time I used it (a few years ago, you'll recall) that I was milling some pretty green wood and figured I would deal with the resin it left on the blades "later". this was a few years ago