quick awful doodle

Doodle page featuring Thranduil from The Hobbit exhibiting catlike traits like lounging around not listening, puffing up when mad, enjoying being taller than everyone else, pupils going big when looking at something shiny, staring ceaselessly (also featuring his son Legolas as they stare together) and drinking his wine as a little treat.

I did catlike legolas so here's his spoiled housecat of a father

Love how your stuff is like ‘could be horror’ but ‘also has shapes that feel cuddleable’. Plushy-potential horror. Adhorriable.

Challenge Accepted, who's got a pc with Windows ME to spare

Shoutout to Paulo Quiroz' slightly breathy lady witch voice in the Halloween film reroll episodes

I was immersed and didn't hear paulo the dm but just heard 'spirit of a witch bound to a tree'
(also shoutout to joz for 'damn I failed, wait, I can make this useful' moments throughout halloween)

Out of context quote I cannot give context to from a irl thing

"What if I die while waiting for this"

Me: "Then you would be dead and no longer need this specific service of course"

Thunderbolts and lighting
very very frightening to me

You need the Fortify Restoration loop. Which I believe involves eating a lot of fish for Omega-3 oils

1. Buy electric bicycle. 2. Doesn't think it would have lights attached. 3. Buys like £100 extra lights.
4. Learn the truth.

Fuck I guess I got extra lights for SUPER DARKNESS

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

famously victorian brits had a trend of postcards with cat pics with captions. back in the time of ‘i can haz cheeseburgor’ memes people were boggling at how a century prior the same memes were happening more or less

Might be the fur but she's so pale she'd be ash if she was exposed to sunlight

the llm: of course any speech I give you will be filled with suspicion that it was written by a llm. So, I have to ask… How good are you with a ukelele?

a man in a top hat says " and is in fact frowned upon in most societies " ALT: a man in a top hat says " and is in fact frowned upon in most societies "

But some things would be cannibalism.

Now?

a little revenge can be had as a treat

this goes really well with hard yeah

> For our purposes, Freddie Mercury’s lyric touches on the contrast
which is at the heart of this module: on the one hand, between ‘real
life’, or realism

ok, go off university course, I’m down to listen to some queen today

Simple fact is this:

If you’re a member of the “gender critical” movement, you’re part of a pedophile ring whether you want to be or not.

They tend to call it pedarasty (I’m likely misspelling that) in some circles as if that excuses it

Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with “Daisy is on her deathbed.”

Their only doctor is a pumber, carpenter, olympic gymnast, painter, typographer, adventurer, tennis player, football player, and go-karter amongst other side gigs. Suffice it to say the wait times for treatment are quite long.

Pokemon Tarot pt.2

Crushed ice maybe.

Famously a british prime minister of significant wealth in recent years was said to have eaten a certain body part made of 'pork'.

Is this real or a scam as it is WEIRD to solicit donations off random strangers rather than through an organised method

probably better than a roblox oof moaner

Velma holding a stylus pen, crawling on the ground looking for something and saying "My video essays! I can't draw without my video essays!". On the ground are two youtube thumbnails of video essays "Line goes up -the problem with NFTs" by Dan Olson and "ROBLOX_OOF.MP3" by hbomberguy

They're a requirement