This guy truly became the Bluesky main character today, and for what? Because he doesn't want to read a book or play a video game for 45 minutes, and instead insists on making his lack of urgency everyone else's problem? Damn.
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We have had to make so many emergency calls to the gas company in the past few months that the technician just laughed and said, "See you tomorrow!"
Once again, the right is openly admitting that the entire focus on trans youth is to ultimately ban all gender affirming care for adults.
All the credulous reporters and institutions that helped launder this right wing project are responsible.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Way more interested in stories about people who invest in their communities because they are good people and loving neighbors, not because they need some positive press after helping normalize oppression and genocide. Thanks!
I don't understand why Handmade Puppet Dreams and the Green Feather Foundation aren't on bsky, but the 48-Hour Puppet Film Project begins anew tomorrow. I am excited. My family's teeny film kicked off last year's festival, we are ready to make good art: www.handmadepuppetdreams.com/48hrpuppetfi...
Yes! ...You don't know him, that's pretty much the entire story, and our current distant rapport is non-toxic, but I will still happily sit in shared disbelief of what (primarily) women accept/normalize from men.
I once had a serious, long-term boyfriend insist he had written a song about me. It was called "Sweet Emily" and repeatedly referred to a woman named Emily.
My name is not Emily.
He said Emily was easier to rhyme. This was before my first marriage, and I still think about it all the time.
What grift????
(Extremely intense eye contact and eyebrow motions)
I vouch.
Wow!
Very successful AI company.
Changed my life.
Saved me so much time.
Do invest!
(Plz let this be a paid ad when you explode 7 million percent.)
No
My love for sports died at a young age, when I realized that the players did not have to be from the cities they represented.
I'm sorry, I thought we were trying to prove that beefy boys born and raised in the Chicago area were the best and strongest beefy boys??
No???? I'm out.
Did not have "rooting for the Catholic Church" on my atheism 2026 bingo card, or my entire lifetime bingo card, to be honest, but lol. Get 'em. What a time for the pope to be Chicago Pope.
An ad is not a news story, hope this helps.
Oh! I didn't expect them BENEATH the water, that is stylish!
Do those project light designs?? Cuuute
In Chicago, where me and the person I am responding to are both from. Enforcement plummeted during COVID and did not really come back. It's for a myriad of reasons, from increased paperwork to studies showing significant cost and backlash related to racial profiling.
I really mean "since 2020, when many social contracts broke," but also it is pretty widely known that police stopped enforcing traffic laws, so... it's all one big danger soup. Driving is a hellscape and our prioritization of it is so odd.
It is important that we all get the whimsical garden statuary most suited to our personalities.
Is THIS why the general consensus on the road, now, seems to be "drive as fast as possible no matter the situation?" It feels (checks notes) sexy?
TO WHOM? What does that even mean
A concrete statue of a white goose with a yellow beak. She is wearing a dress covered in orange carrots, holding a carrot in her hands. She wears a straw hat, also adorned with a carrot. She is lovely.
I think my coworkers have figured out that, when I ask, "Did you have a nice weekend?" It's because I actually want to tell THEM I had a very nice weekend getting a concrete porch goose in an adorable Springtime outfit. They correctly choose not to engage.
Anyway, I love Stella Rose the goose.
I don't think you should focus on making your art good. I think you should focus on making your art sturdy. Archaeologists celebrate whatever they find. They put even the silliest, most pointless little guys into museums. Make your worst art absolutely indestructible.
California’s $20 an hour fast food minimum wage, instituted in 2024, did not reduce employment. It led to only the most modest of price increases—barely noticeable to a consumer. It significantly improved the lives of hundreds of thousands of workers.
capitalandmain.com/despite-apoc...
If being in the minority means as little as these people swear it does, why run? Why have anyone in those seats? Why have those jobs??
The insistence on nothingness is so bizarre.
I got in an argument with a local business because they claimed they tweaked a "real" photo with AI. The image included a hallucinated orb made of human fingers; I assume they just uploaded a real photo to butcher. Some training course somewhere is teaching people this lying copout language.
Marketing can be done extremely easily by amateurs without AI, we are in a golden era of digital tools... but also, local, indie artists are pretty affordable, and may even work for product or service trades. These people don't value marketing or artists, or they would know.
Don’t invite me over if you got cameras inside your house or you own meta glasses.
Paging @jacobtorbeck.bsky.social
Hi friends! I'm working on a reported feature about religious observance and its impact in fandom spaces. If you, or someone you know, are a religiously observant fan (doesn't matter what religion or fandom, or how you define religiosity) and interested in chatting, I'd love to connect with you!
Is there something you recommend I, a regular person, do when I read a message like yours?
Maybe call a Senator?
...wait
You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.