The Sound of McAlmont & Butler artwork with correct font

They STILL haven't fixed the default font on the artwork, it's been like that for years.

I have Sky Stream and pay to skip ads but this doesn’t mean it just skips the ads, oh no, it PLAYS the ads every time while displaying a button that says “Skip Ads” that you have to navigate to and select and if I ever catch up with the dogfucker who came up with that “wheeze” we will have words.

Happy birthday!

The Hedonismbot from Futurama - a gold robot shaped like a chaise longue. He he eating grapes.

I could do one but not both.

Saw Burko’s name and thought this might be the one to tempt me back to The Apprentice then read on to see Richie Anderson and I am OUT.

My dog has got obsessed with tearing up cardboard boxes since having a lot of fun “helping” on bin night. He runs off with them like they’re a string of sausages.

There used to be a table of who sat in which seat on Loose Women.

Yet another issue of Fast Forward fails the wrong ’un test.

If you want to witness a new owner trashing a business in real time, I recommend a look at the reviews of the new Readly app on the App Store following its merger with Cafeyn.

The Nanny theme song YouTube video by historia reiss

The Nanny’s opening titles were brilliant at this. youtu.be/1bMaS-Dq3Gk?...

Wow is this really what we were trying to load all day? Couldn't wait to see this?

Ned, remember when we suggested bringing back Whizzer and Chips at Egmont and everyone treated us like we were INSANE?

Can’t believe Grotbags knew BERRI.

Just saw a teenage ratboy swaggering through Leicester Square wearing a “Hearts are made to be broken” sweatshirt.

What a shame she wasn’t in the second series at all.

“Somebody, somewhere does not want to meet us”. Nobody, anywhere wants to meet you!

Just bonkers that someone couldn’t have done it with him while he was standing there.

I’m at my GP. An elderly man just came in and asked if he could make an appointment and was very abruptly cut off by the receptionist, who told him he had to do the online triage form and if he couldn’t do that then he had to call up and someone would do the form for it over the phone.

I had that one too, it was very realistic.

When I was resident in the Royal Marsden for a month in 2013, the very last fucking thing on my mind was struggling to the window for a gawp in some rich prick’s window. Why are people so awful?

Forever “Joan get these fuckers telt”.

Time to break out my favourite ever Viz strip.

Do you think one day there will be InPost lockers on the moon

McFly school of rock themed shoot

Another McFly one we did a different day. We had hired in a revolving blackboard and I remember one member of the band who will remain nameless so he never has the embarrassment of having to have a conversation with Paddington about it spending ages drawing a big-boobed sci-fi lady on it.

I wonder what might happen if Sky succeeds in buying ITV.

The season is autumn 2025.

Would love nothing better than to be able to tell Adobe to stick it but not really possible if your clients require work to be delivered in their file formats.

Creative Cloud Pro Stick with Creative Cloud Pro at a discounted price with this limited time offer. Regular £68.35/mo Starting at £31.27/mo

Went to cancel and they literally offered me my current price immediately. Honestly, this company is running such a RACKET.

Oh I do that every year! The robbing bastards.