He was a terror 😅

Alfredo. I prefer white sauce over red

Talking shit on a mic 😭

I’d have a dolphin if it was ethically possible.

He didn’t even do anything wrong 😅 We just weren’t a match on a fundamental level solely based on lived experiences rooted in whiteness

Pootie Tang

When Precious ran out that chicken spot.

I love stoner comedies 😅

Bubble Boy

Tez heard people laughing too loud and had to make sure they remembered 😭

I played myself 😩

This my fault for taking it off my account that I’m deaf

I hate a chatty Uber driver first thing in the morning 😩 It’s too early, Hector.

I remember that one time I went on a date with a melanin deficient man. I called my friend in the middle of it and ended that quick 😭

Sure do. Philly normally and somehow Harlem when I’m pissed.

Watched a lady walk out of a Target and have a whole conversation with a cop at the door as she stole $100 worth of stuff 😭 Philly isn’t a real place

All my friends are home and I’m in office. The way about to pack this shit up

So essentially don’t fly anywhere?

Glad this isn’t even an option to boycott here

Se pone, se pone, se pone muy dificil

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Seeing a process we’ve been building for two years at work finally be completed.

Seeing my people accomplish their dreams.

Chaotic, but loving and honest to a fault.

Peace

US History and Wrestling

I’m basically Bob the Builder.

Having both my grandparents live up the street from each other. I thought that was everyone’s reality lol

A spinach and cheese omelette y home fries