Are they the team with all the different egg rolls

I love that the dude from the OC is the spokesboy for crypto being a *fucking scam*

Lunch

www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-recipes...

Yo this gym shawty has some ginormous calves 🐄🐄😯

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.

Would love to be a fly on the wall when the Boof Crew hangs out at DC happy hour

I didn't like it in my dream and I don't like it now

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

That was a weird stress dream

Ditto lol I feel like no one gets that reference!

Incidentally, this is part of the plot of one of the later twilight books

ALL THE BALDWINS ARE DEAD?!?

Fake Massachusetts Towns april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25

Shamesbury
Blight Falls
West Lameham
Mansocket

a white goose wearing a red x on its head ALT: a white goose wearing a red x on its head

It's a lovely evening in Chicago, and you are a horrible goose

Boston always wins on Marathon Monday

I wish my job was just baking and soup ... and maybe clearing brush? I should be some kind of northern general store ranger lady

If you ever watch the actual kitchen party of Stan Rogers singing with his he looks about a foot taller than any of them

Gonna be pretty, pretty uncomfortable if the James Potter Gryffindor bullying crew is all white boys 😬

Why is the doordash grandma a good photo op for rumpy? She is working for so her husband won't die because of the BROKEN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. Great she gets a tax break on tips but maybe address the blue whale in the room, crushing us all?

Max Thieriot is 5'11" like I'm 5'7"

Lunch

One of those “push button for audible signal” buttons but it’s labeled “PedSafety”

This is what they should call the dang Department Of Justice these days amirightpeople?

C'mon Leo, excommunicate JD DO IT

It's funny his sucking at it would not be the thing

Fucken love those city connect green monstah jerseys #GoSox

2nd (well technically 3rd) mammogram banged out in like 10 minutes, boom

(Fudgie?) The Whale shorts 🐋

The Tracy Jordan/Harry Potter show is cute enough in general but also introduced a true crime show called "Blonde, White, and Gone" which I now immensely want to see.