I don't speak French, can anyone translate.

I'm so tired

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Ooooh I'll add it to the list!

The new one? Is it good?

Sorry, you’re telling me that something that doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t have lactic acid build up, doesn’t need adequate hydration or electrolytes, doesn’t need to pee, and doesn’t get tired is only 6 minutes faster than humans?

you’ve fucked up a perfectly good Roomba.

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I'm watching Point Break

Too soon.

This cat does look like the building they're walking away from is about to erupt in a massive explosion... and they won't turn a single hair as it happens. Just keep walking.

Ohhhhh no 😭😭

It’s super funny to me that Who’s Gonna Drive You Home is by The Cars. It’s like if The Beatles had a song called Who’s Gonna Scurry Out When You Lift That Big Stone

Good grief, Project Hail Mary is glorious! Funny, poignant, moving, beautiful. Adored the bones of it. Cried pretty consistently for the final hour. A film that embraces hope and selflessness in a time where both are at a premium. Amaze! #FistMyBump

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The people I used to know on twitter who didn’t quite migrate over here

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Not feeling great today so I stayed home from work and I'm watching all of the Back to the Future movies

The first teaser for ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’, starring Taron Egerton, was just shown at CinemaCon.

The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

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And Daryl Hannah should sue. This is so offensive.

Yes definitely one of my favorite films. Maybe I'll rewatch it soon too!

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And Naomi Watts as Jackie O

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I've started Love Story: JFK Jr. & CBK and this dialogue is awful

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Yeah, it's a little confusing but I loved the ending

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Yes! I really liked it! Did you like it?

😭

Meme A couple in Victorian clothing standing in bushes of wild flowers How are you? Besides the pollen, perimenopause and war crimes?

They should have landed in the Strait of Hormuz to wrap up all the loose plotlines.

The Artemis II crew should be met by people in ape costumes

Tabby cat curled in a ball in the bed on top of a cat tree. On the lower bed is a grey cat bird watching out the window.

These two 💜💜