Without a license!?!

My wife and I are moving to Denver in Feb and I feel like I’ve got a better handle on the city after listening to you for so long. Thank you!

they should make an airport pickup experience that doesn’t feel like your last moments on earth

Of course

This is porn.

Yes

Leave my fancy alone. It does not like to be tickled or anything of the sort.

The best thing someone ever said to me is “you can just decide that people like you. And if you think that’s crazy, you’re already doing it. Just in reverse.”

The words wombat and combat are so close together, it makes me suspicious of the little buggars

I wish I loved anything as much as dogs love walking over to the rug to puke

That exclamation point implies a little more enthusiasm than I want out of my podiatrist.

Y'know how every time a new comic writer takes over X-Men or any other team, they get to decide that some under-utilized character actually has world-ending powers? I'm waiting on my turn. Put me in!

“Dumbwaiter” and “Lazy Susan” are pretty rude names for pretty great inventions. Nowadays they’d be named something less catchy but more descriptive.

New Jersey Alien Drones is my favorite Nu Metal early ‘00s band.

I desperately miss everyone standing 6 feet away from me

There are no good email apps.

That guy sure was cool, cocky, and bad.

I only want people to tell me how long their baby was if it was over 3 feet

Google search would improve immensely if it could tell that you’re trying to look up something (like tech support) where a result from 5 years ago is useless and weight rankings based on recency. I guess that’s what Perplexity is for nowadays.

Can someone hook me up with whatever psychedelic that Jim Carrey is on? I’d like to be one with the universe too.

"Anna Phil Actic" absolutely sounds like the subject of an Everclear song

Actually, all the other shows are either (nearly) daily releases or regularly have 3+ hour episodes weekly. NNF being in the top 5 is impressive!

You know what? You’re right. Time to re-listen to the back catalog.

It is! I’ll try turning it off. Though it sounds like something that would be good to have on. 🤷‍♂️

My AirPods have been VERY aggressive about adjusting volume based on outside noises lately. Like, distractingly so.

Be nice to someone today, they might need it.

#1 in baseball
#1 in basketball
CFB playoff bound
But most importantly - nobody beats us at spreadsheets!

@scottjohnson.zip @janochoa.bsky.social @justinryoung.bsky.social and @jimmypardo.com. I apparently mostly listen to people with Js in their name.

I don’t like grapefruit flavored things but every three months my brain tries to convince me that I should definitely order a grapefruit drink.

@eve6.bsky.social that’s a pretty hairy jet but I bet there’s one harrier