Like I said: these are dangerous
Posts by Chaplain Topher
Alcoholism for the GAWDS hunney 🥂
The literal GASP across the bar when that fine ass man came on screen. Yep, well done Nini lol
Right?! Omg I was so glad she won!
Should of been in the final, but will absolutely slay All Stars 😻
Gurl, she ATE!
CONDRAGULATIONS TO THE SEASON 18 WINNER OF 'RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE', MYKI MEEKS!
"THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE CROWN!"
#DRAGRACE
Nickbame: CJ
Prns: He/they
Height: 5’6”
Sexuality: Queer AF hunney
Smokes: on the rarest occasion
Piercings; uno
Tattoo: 0, but not for long
Fav color: yellow and pink
Fav drink: G and T
NA: POG (iykyk)
Food: meatloaf
Animal: Maine Coon or Ragdoll kitties 😻
Welp, we are at the part of the night where I drunk texted an ex, so ya…
This bisch won a free drink at Trade cause of course she did 😜
The bar definitely has old church pews for outdoor seating and WTF do people want to sit on the most uncomfortable thing possible?
A gentle reminder that I have the cutest fur daughter possible. Pretty sure her pet sitting team would all like to steal her 😆
‘Father, I demand worships and pets!’ 😻 the diva lives
That’s what took you so long in the bathroom 😜😘
THOTS and prayers, my loves 😜
Something something something throbbing, something something something c*** 😂
It’s true. Those Gen Z’s had no idea what to do with my fine ass 😝
Nothing like having a queer cousin to Kiki with, who can help you manifest a hot surgeon so you can have your sugar daddy, and they be smart too 🧘🧘🧘
Gurl, we’re getting seven inches on Sunday (not that I’m complaining, who doesn’t love a good seven inches?) 😝
Everyone’s favorite game: my parents find my sex tape 😝
Meanwhile, Sophie is somewhere pouting and planning revenge 😝
😍😍😍 she’s sleepy on your draft. My heart…
Why is every man in this USA v CZE mens curling match cute? Like, it’s like every nerdy boy I loved in college got together to play this sport 😍
The Goddess is still deciding if her new padawan will one day become a Sith Lord. You’re in trouble, my friend 😜
I need a Heated Rivalry, but it’s this men’s team short program between Yuma and Ilya 😂
Poop in safety, my prince (it’s the boy cat version of ‘go piss, gurl’ 😆)
Omg Sophie is already raising him to be murder puma number 2 😆😍
Turn on some Gaga real loud and throw the upper neighbor dance party from hell 😜
Gurl, fuck no lol
Doing the Lawd’s work, excuse me while I super sleuth 🕵️