An "arctic blast" killed my whole expedition but ok call your toothpaste that

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

Cecilia YouTube video by Mike Mareen - Topic

i'll take all of that ya got www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrZJ...

where i'm at

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 7

TV Glue YouTube video by X - Topic

kind of a cross between the 'Mats and Stockholm Monsters: a little breakthrough turns cathartic to everyone's surprise www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNQi...

they should play fewer NBA games but air more Inside the NBA episodes

hoisted by my luke kennard

hoisted by my luke kennard

Witness the beginning of a #MinionsDarkUniverse

it's FUCKING hailing

i think Louis Henna will be here. from cars

Jarrett Allen's jersey hanging from the rafters of a high school gym

forgot Jarrett Allen went to my wife's Episcopal school lol

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

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*The Dude voice* "I'm just gonna go find a cash machine"

New Bitter Defeats is a crucial Mountain Goats EP

And they're all saying the same thing: "Geese rocks!!!"

i'm in s6, it's starting to be a slog

he is not

Ray teasing Pat

Achewood ass ad

today's NYT Spelling Bee

Harvey Birdman

Mad Magazine 1972

oh yes i know you get it

Don Draper whiteboard pitch meme with the text "Hail, Caesar! but it's a TV show"

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why does Dalziel, the largest detective, not simply eat Pascoe