im gonna go cry in the shower for a minute. if anyone needs me, tell em they’re wrong.

there aint no rest for the wicked, and im far too good at sinnin’ to any thing else

eating the pussy like a jello shot

eatin the pussy like it's a yogurt cup and i have no spoon

suckin on the clitty like it’s glizzies

eatin’ the pussy like it’s hotdogs

Idaho sushi.

would

*overheard at work*
coworker 1: he looks like a girl
coworker 2: he is a girl

vote for butch busch? yeah man, of course i will, im a dyke.

every time her picture comes up on my lockscreen rotation im like ‘YOOO THATS MY GIRLFRIEND !!!’

might fuck around an cuck my roommate just for fun, im not even joking 🤭🤫

they put softer toilet paper in the womens restroom and thats kinda rad tbh

was having some pain and irritation from my bottom front teeth recently (long history of dental complications, dont ask) but then i smacked my face on the steering wheel of my truck earlier and magically ive been cured :D

using the women’s restroom at work :3 jeanie can have a little bit of gender euphoria, as a treat 🤗

culling the sprouts for the benefit of stronger seedlings feels callous and cold, and i hate that it’s a necessary part of growth

the only constant is the killing power of hotdogs

two hotdogs on a plate. bunch of legs in frame

ninety-nine, one hundred

norma jean in a yellow dress holding a pbr and a cigarette. she is doing a kissy face

norma jean smiling from behind a begonia

norma jean in a yellow dress smiling at the camera in front of her back yard

norma jean with her bright red hair pulled to one side smiling at the camera

have you seen this woman?

its meeee

A crayon trying a hot dog with stick arms and stick legs. It looks very angry.

new cryptid just dropped:
the hot dogman of michigan

gayyy

i am this very specific type of woman

a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

WHAO

ahem paging @jotdog.bsky.social

kissed both of my girlfriends goodbye before i left for work today, there is beauty in the world for those with eyes to see it

all of these bitches afraid of commitment. Just call me your girlfriend already. we’re going on dates. that kind of makes us like, I don’t know, dating?

my girlfriends boyfriend made cookies. i love my girlfriends boyfriend. i love polyamory

as thank u for this