Take the tail off the damn shrimp before you put it in that pasta dish, asshole.

This is gonna be our babies when they hear "Cash Money Records taking over for the 9-9 into 2000" 😂😂 #blacksky #blackskyover30

But best believe they're gonna know what an amazing grandpa he was! I'll be telling them all the stories and his cheeky jokes 🤣

I wish my dad could've met our babies. He would've absolutely loved them and they would've loved him. 😞💔

Not "I Am Bolt" 😭😭😭

I feel attacked

a man in a suit and tie says nope in front of a no smoking sign . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says nope in front of a no smoking sign .

Watching #TheUltimatum and one of the participants looks like Ramses 2.0 😂

Lmao I love when our babies do this 😭

Klarna wants to show me my monthly spending recap. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life right now 😒😅

THE PARKING SITUATION IS KEY!!!

Marley's feeling the Christmas spirit #dogsofbluesky #dogs #christmas

That's how I knew my husband was the one, my social battery recharges around him 🙈😂

I'm ready for you to leave after an hour as my social battery is drained 😬

It really was! 🥹

When mommy staying over and makes you cornmeal porridge for breakfast on a rainy morning >>>>>>>>>>

Marley hoping I drop some food. He's gonna love when the babies start weaning 😂

It's so disappointing what etsy has turned into. Lots of cheaper products sourced elsewhere and being marketed as being "handmade" by the seller. Just saw a pair of earrings that were being sold on BrandAlley for £10, they have it on "sale" for £96 down from £130 😬😬😬

Post a photo of you in water

This is good to know! Already dreading maternity leave ending in April 😭

Marley has been so good with our babies. He's just curious and hangs back most times or goes in just for a sniff or snuggles up close to me when I'm looking after them. We recently caught him in the baby bouncer 😭🥹 (he tends to lie in a spot where his favs normally sit when they're not around).

Got carded by the driver delivering our box of wine 😭 I guess mom life hasn't aged me yet 🤣

a boy and a girl are holding a puppy and the girl is saying this is so cute . ALT: a boy and a girl are holding a puppy and the girl is saying this is so cute .

Baby girl just buss out laughing in her sleep and it was the cutest thing ever 😭😭😭😭 I'm glad she's having nice dreams 🥹🥹🥹

This is definitely one of the best things ever 😭😭 when our babies look at us like this, proper melts our hearts 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹

snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a purple shirt with the letter m on it ALT: snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a purple shirt with the letter m on it

Lord, please give me strength to withstand the temptation of these Black Friday Deals

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Mummy made us peanut cake 🤤🤤🤤

Lmfao best beliiiieve, dem need to just keep dem selves quiet and we can co-exist

Just like it's the "wind" 😉🫠🤣

I hope so 😭😬