i'm just worried that keir starmer is going to fire *everyone* who knew that peter mandelson was a wrong'un, and the unemployment rate in the uk will reach 99.99%

ITV currently trying to book Orbán for I’m A Celeb.

A crudely made sign stand of bundled bamboo held together with wire, upon which is mounted a roughly made sign of a single piece of wood, painted black, on which someone has crudely written BOOKS with an arrow pointing to the right, in a street somewhere.

When I know it's definitely a trap, but I'm going anyway.

Comment from Cynthia reads: I made this exactly as written in the crockpot, and it was terrific. Five stars. I won’t be making it again though because the potato chip topping meant that I needed to buy a bag of potato chips, which I eat the minute I bring them into the house, and now I’ve eaten two bags of chips along with the soup. I do realize this is a me problem, but I mention it in case others identify.

Sometimes reading the comments on a recipe is its own reward

Look, nuclear war is really bad, but so is paper straws and being respectful of others.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

SESAME STREET EXEC 1: kids love bright colours, so how about a bunch of humanoid puppets in red, green, blue, orange, yellow

SESAME STREET EXEC 2: ooh what if the yellow one had a head like a banana?

SESAME STREET EXEC 1: I love it, yes. banana head

DIVERSITY HIRE GOTH: there should be a vampire

Seems a bit harsh to shut all the shops the day Jesus comes back. He might need a few bits.

When there’s an empty cinema but the Easter Bunny still sits next to you

Cartoon- at the scene of the crucifixion an onlooker in the crowds says "Well, it's about time they got rid of all this woke crap"

From the Easter @privateeyenews.bsky.social this time last year (and the annual).

Ok I have seen a GOOD APRIL FOOLS JOKE in the wild.

My kids comic (Phoenix - home if @jamiesmart.bsky.social) comes in an envelope every week, we open it, had a fake cover for a soup review mag like we’d been sent the wrong thing.

Genius!

Trans people are people. They deserve love, care, kindness, humor, friendship, and the world, much as every human does.

Happy Trans Visibility Day to my trans friends and may we work toward a better world for you to thrive in. 🏳️‍⚧️

Two large digital screens on the Outernet London building display messages from the Mayor of London with pastel trans‑flag‑coloured line designs. One screen shows the text “MAYOR OF LONDON,” and the other reads: “London stands with the trans community, today and every day.” People walk through the entrance below.

The Outernet London building shows a large digital screen with the message: “On Trans Day of Visibility,” surrounded by looping pastel lines in trans flag colours. Pedestrians walk past the building on the busy street corner.

A large digital screen on the Outernet London building displays a message reading: “You are loved and wanted in our city. #LondonForEveryone.” The screen features pastel lines in the colours of the trans flag. People stand in the public space below the display.

London stands with the trans community, today and every day.

On Trans Day of Visibility, remember you are loved and wanted in our city 🏳️‍⚧️

Jamacian artist Ebony G Patterson creates mixed media atworks including jacquard-weave tapestry to tell the untold stories of her homeland in her mixed media artworks #Womensart

Epitaph for the human race "At least we owned the libs."

Call me reactionary, but I've recently come to the conclusion that authors who end their books on a cliffhanger should be loaded into a rocket and fired into the heart of the nearest Sun.

#bookswotiread March 26' edition

Excerpt from the article: "The question here is not really one of whether such prayer is in fact an attempt to “dominate” – or the more obvious explanation, that during Ramadan one breaks ones’ fast by eating very briefly just before and then more properly after the evening Maghrib prayer (yes, like our own Maariv prayer). Rather it is about whether one has the right to publicly express their religious identity in this country. In this specific instance, an event to mark a key event in the Islamic calendar had been openly and legally booked for Trafalgar Square. Muslims present had every right to pray as a part of that."

The Jewish News, which I am proud to work for as Deputy Editor, has published an editorial on this week's Iftar prayers in Trafalgar Square

www.jewishnews.co.uk/voice-of-the...

My friend Phil Campbell is gone. Sending my thoughts and love to his family. He and I recently spoke about our health issues. Sadly, he succumbed to his. Midler will miss you, old friend. Glad we got to show our stuff together on “These Old Boots”. Say hi to Lemmy for me….

Missing Doctor Who Recovered | Film is Fabulous The images are reproduced with the permission of the BBC Archive.

Further information on the two recovered episodes of Doctor Who can be found on the Film is Fabulous! website:
filmisfabulous.org.uk/missing-doct...

Lost Doctor Who and the Daleks episodes discovered in 'ramshackle' collection The Doctor's assistant Peter Purves was invited to a screening of the episodes in Leicester.

FUCKING HELL GET IN www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff

This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

How to TALK to a RACIST: A Practical Guide The image is of a young black girl delivering an absolutely devastating german suplex to a Klansman.

Look at that form. Misawa would be proud. 🤼‍♂️