HEADLINE: Gorgeous New ‘The Last of Us’ Remake to Use HD-2D Graphics.

Naughty Dog has announced another The Last of Us remake on the horizon, this time utilizing new HD-2D graphics.
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The people of Tokyo remain uncertain whether this giant creature is here to cause their destruction or help prevent it.
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The Google Chrome dinosaur in the Field Museum of Natural History. HEADLINE: Google Chrome Dinosaur Skeleton Displayed in Natural History Museum.

The Field Museum of Natural History is hosting an exhibit displaying the skeletal structure of the Google Chrome dinosaur.
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My collector's edition shelf:

Corvo's Mask from Dishonored
Mjolnir from God of War: Ragnarok
Claudell, CPA Statue from TurboTax

A spread of the collector's edition goodies available in the Collector's Edition of TurboTax, including replica W-9 forms, a hardcover art book, soundtrack CD, and a statue of Claudell, CPA. HEADLINE: DEAL ALERT: TurboTax Collector’s Edition on Clearance at 80% Off.

In a huge post-Tax Day sale, the TurboTax collector’s edition price has been slashed to just $30.
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HEADLINE: ‘Spaceballs 2’ Perfectly Lampoons Star Wars Sequels by Already Pissing Off Fanbase.

Mel Brooks’ follow-up to Spaceballs will not be titled the way fans had wanted in a brilliant meta-commentary on Star Wars fandom as a whole.
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A jet flying directly into a residential area. HEADLINE: Man Botching Repeated Jet Landings in Flight Simulator Unaware He Is Controlling Universe.

Recent plane crashes may be the fault of a Flight Simulator player, unaware his actions in game are having real life consequences.
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OPEN CALL FOR PITCHES Think you have what it takes to write for Palette Swap? We are opening our pitch group to new members, specifically for Different Colors which is the satire arm of the website. Submit your best 5 headline pitches that match the voice and style of Palette Swap via our About page or linked in our bio. If we like your submissions, you'll hear from one of our editors regarding next steps.

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Lost in the deep sea and running out of air, a Caribbean scuba diving vacation almost turned fatal, but everything changed for a diver on the brink of death when a big bubble rose up from the ocean’s depths.
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A gamer and his spreadsheet categorizing his entire gaming history. HEADLINE: Exhaustive Spreadsheet of Gamer’s Entire Play History Compiled for Whatever Crisis Demands That.

One gamer has finally completed the arduous process of creating a full spreadsheet with every game he’s ever played, preparing for the inevitable day that’s necessary.
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A purple prosthetic arm. HEADLINE: Industrial 3D Printer Used to Make Stupid Prosthetic Instead of Cool Gengar Toy.

Instead of manufacturing a cool toy resembling the Pokémon Gengar, an industrial-grade 3D printer was being used to make boring prosthetics.
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A police officer writing a Steam friend code in his notepad. HEADLINE: Lonely Cop Asking Drivers for License, Registration, Steam Friend Code.

A local police officer broke department policy during a routine traffic stop by asking a driver for their Steam friend code.
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Blathers standing in front of stolen artifacts. HEADLINE: 90% of British Animal Crossing Museum Exhibits Found to Be Stolen From Other Islands.

Public outcry wants to see the Animal Crossing museum's collections of artworks, antiquities, and artifacts returned to their rightful islands.
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A man looking at an article about The High Table on his phone. HEADLINE: Man Googling John Wick Lore at Work Probably Somewhat Overpaid.

An employee’s salary was reevaluated after getting caught googling lore for the action film franchise John Wick during work hours.
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A Shiekah Slate with a low battery symbol displayed. HEADLINE: Link Completely Lost After Sheikah Slate Battery Dies.

After losing battery in his Shiekah Slate tablet, the Hylian Champion Link seemed to have absolutely zero clue as to where he’s supposed to go next.
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A Deadpool Funko Pop that is the key to a secret lair. HEADLINE: Secret Lair Entrance Activated by Pulling Funko Pop From Shelf.

A Funko Pop collectible was pulled from a trick bookshelf revealing a recent divorcee’s secret lair.
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probably gotta put all their licensing costs towards this one bsky.app/profile/pale...

The main washer from PowerWash simulator in Asmongold's bedroom. HEADLINE: Asmongold’s Bedroom Coming to PowerWash Simulator.

Hit cozy game PowerWash Simulator has just revealed its latest expansion, set in the festering domain of one of gaming’s more controversial personalities.
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Astro Bot waving in front of the PlayStation 5. He looks elated. It's no mystery why. HEADLINE: Opinion: The Sex Scene Between Astro Bot and the PlayStation 5 HDMI Port Is Necessary, Actually.

The PlayStation community has this intimate moment between a cute little robot and a luscious display input all wrong.
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It’s pronounced MARRY-oh

The offices inside of Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour. HEADLINE: Tiny Worker Living in ‘Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour’ More of a PlayStation Guy.

“I have to be perfectly honest, I would kill right now to just be home on the couch finishing up God of War,” the employee in question said.
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Decided to run a back a classic bit I was very proud of from our Top 100 vid a year or so ago

Pyramid Head from Silent Hill. HEADLINE: Pyramid Head Chilling Metaphor for Being Chased by Scary Guy with Giant Fucking Sword.

Experts surmise that Silent Hill’s Pyramid Head is a subtle metaphor for being chased by a scary guy with a big sword.
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The casting of Black is the latest shakeup to the long-gestating film.
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