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Forget who but there's a comedian with a bit about how if you have a flight, you aren't going to get anything else done that day. Doesn't matter if it's at 8pm, your day is already wasted

To quote Dwight Rinososus, we deserve better enemies

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family’s Intimate Conversations

Capitalism fucking sucks

Colonizers: “We built all these buildings and institutions. Isn’t it great?”

Indigenous: “Ya but it was on the backs of slaves and it’s all on stolen land that isn’t yours.”

Colonizers: “We built courts too! So we’ll see about whose land it is.”

Since every app shares data with every other app...

Dating apps should automatically reject dudes who have ever posted whining about being blocked on forums or social media.

I don't know the exact correlation, but these people creep me out so much.

Oil companies will rake in an extra $90B this year from Trump's illegal war on Iran. The Liberal response? A tax cut they'll pocket by raising prices. Instead of handing money to big oil, the NDP is calling for a gas price cap, a windfall profits tax & real relief for Canadians.

the scene in the michael jackson biopic where jeffrey esptein says "easy there michael even i think you're diddling too many kids" was kind of superfluous

Imagine being 50 years old and still having to ask your older brother to buy cigs for you

The UK passed a law that forbids the selling of cigarettes to anyone born after 2009.

Literally a lifelong ban on all people who are currently 17 or younger.

Ngl I'm conflicted on this

We need our brightest minds working on something that will be referred to as simply The Device, to put him in.

It's their boat, they signed a lease and everything!

Very cool that "appeared on InfoWars" can now mean two WILDLY different things

Iranian FM:

Update from the Wall Street Journal editorial page

US officials killed in Mexico car crash following drug raid worked for the CIA, sources say | CNN Politics The two US embassy officials who died in a car accident in Mexico on Sunday worked for the CIA and had been collaborating with Mexican officials on expanded counternarcotics operations in the country,...

The two US embassy officials who died in a car accident in Mexico on Sunday worked for the CIA and had been collaborating with Mexican officials on expanded counternarcotics operations in the country.

www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/p...

"Don't mind me, I'm just heading to my Christian economy man job."

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

How you gonna have that many tattoos and still be scared of needles.

If your movie depends on remembering something from another movie, just put a recap at the beginning. TV shows have been doing "previously on..." for decades, this isn't rocket surgery

Yes, Israel is destroying Lebanon's breadbasket. This is why I have been saying that Israel's goal is to destroy Lebanon itself.

PV providing 589 watts, 345 baseload usage, battery charging at 244 watts.

By 8:15am today solar was generating 70% more than our baseload usage.

On a cloudy day, in England, in April!

It was Nonce Island long before Epstein

Israelis stealing supplies from trucks carrying aid that is intended for the starving people in Gaza and distributing them among themselves.

Gonna write a book called "IASIP's Fables" that shows how Its Always Sunny is actually a modern day collection fables for adults. Fables in the sense of them being fictional tales meant to subtly provide a moral point about human foibles and how not to behave.

The weirdest thing about talking to Americans is that they don't just believe the propaganda they were taught about the past, they also edit their own memories to fit the fictional narrative. People who voted in 2000 now act like that election was legitimate, and it's like, you saw it happen!

I never know what to say to the “what’s a conspiracy theory you genuinely believe” prompts because most of the things I believe actually and demonstrably happened but nobody knows or cares

Very funny to get in right as the whole regime collapses. He writes so bad it loses elections

every detail i learn about rod dreher's life is a totally self-contained maniacal part of the whole, like my brain cells are each individual blind guys trying to figure out the elephant

Incredible work on pushing back against the white supremacy of David Eby and scaring him into submission.

Indigenous rights are still alive in BC